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Five Day Work Week Likened To Rapid Rat Race

Not feeling too groovy? Slow down, you move too fast. You got to make the morning last.

Hamstershire, UK International researchers have likened workers who work a five day work week to hamsters running on a hamster wheel which is spinning much too quickly.

What we have seen, in our extensive research, is that if a fast-spinning hamster wheel is slowed down a bit, correlating to a four or even a three day work week for homo sapiens, the hamster is much more happy and willing to work, says Dr. Ian Ratzmire.

American companies that are implementing this ground-breaking research into their work schedules are finding that their employees 1. work better, 2. are as happy as hamsters, and 3. stay with their employer much longer.


Arby’s Rated “Best Place To Work” In Fargo.

Fargo, ND – Arby’s located at 1415 42nd ST S. Fargo, ND has been voted “Best Place To Work” after a recent poll was conducted on employees around the city.  Arby’s motto “It’s Good Mood Food” seems to ring true in this glorious place of employment.  When we entered the establishment for interviews we were greeted with not happy employees but jubilant employees apparently on cloud nine.  We asked Janet why this was the best place to work, “You’re beautiful did you know that?  You are great.  We haven’t seen the likes of you ’round these parts in a long time.  You have a great smile.  I love you.”

We were certainly taken back by such nice hospitality and didn’t really know how to respond.  We ended up slowly backing out the same way we came in and ran to our cars.  “Good Mood Food” is truly an accurate motto.