Controlled Burn That Got Out Of Control Now 50% Contained
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Controlled Burn That Got Out Of Control Now 50% Contained

May 7th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Burnstad, ND – Highly trained governmental environmental workers trying to do a controlled burn helplessly watched it suddenly get out of control when winds began to gust up out of nowhere. “Yeah, no, what began as...
Mueller Seeks To Penetrate Trump’s Personal Inner Sanctum With Long Large Probe
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Mueller Seeks To Penetrate Trump’s Personal Inner Sanctum With Long Large Probe

May 5th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Robert Mueller, the very special counsel appointed to investigate any and all possible links and/or coordination between the Russian government and the Donald Trump campaign is promising to leave no stones...
New UND Mascot Needs A Name!
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New UND Mascot Needs A Name!

May 4th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, UND – It’s time once again to put on your politically correct thinking caps to help name UND’s chosen mascot. The winner of the mascot naming contest could possibly win a trip to Grand Forks (and...
Kitchen Remodeling Company Creating Questionably Satisfied Customers
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Kitchen Remodeling Company Creating Questionably Satisfied Customers

May 3rd, 2018 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – OK Remodeling Company has proudly been trying to remodel kitchens in the area for years. They maybe sometimes miss the mark but at least they try hard and work till the job is supposedly done. What do clients...
Downtown Fargo Adding Another Bar In An Attempt To Increase Crime And Number Of Drunks
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Downtown Fargo Adding Another Bar In An Attempt To Increase Crime And Number Of Drunks

May 2nd, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – As if there wasn’t already enough crime and drunks in the Downtown Fargo area, the addition of a new bar should get those social parameters up to acceptable levels. Instead of adding much-needed parking...
Lots Now Being Sold Around West Fargo Lagoon
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Lots Now Being Sold Around West Fargo Lagoon

May 1st, 2018 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – What are expected to be beautiful lots someday, are being sold today around the West Fargo lagoon. Imagine yourself cruising around this future West Fargo lake in your brand new pontoon. This former sewage...
Jimmy Kimmel Being Investigated For Using Unlicensed Monkey To Prepare His Taxes
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Jimmy Kimmel Being Investigated For Using Unlicensed Monkey To Prepare His Taxes

April 30th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Hollywood, CA – Comedy King Jimmy Kimmel, who once claimed that he used a dog to prepare his tax return, has now been told he’s being investigated for allegedly using an unlicensed monkey to do his tax work. Tax...
New Driverless Motorcycles Expected To Make Roads Safer
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New Driverless Motorcycles Expected To Make Roads Safer

April 27th, 2018 | by Johnnny
La Honda, CA – A new line of motorcycles just introduced by Honda will be able to drive themselves. Soon, along with driverless cars and buses, expect to be seeing driverless motorcycles on your highways and byways....
Kids Warned Against Playing Outside During Nice Summer Months
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Kids Warned Against Playing Outside During Nice Summer Months

April 26th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fair Play, TX – The American Safety Society is warning parents to warn their children to not play outside this summer. “Inside the house is where you should play, for sure at night and also during the day,” raps...
To Show Respect, They’re Leaving Barbara Bush On The One Dollar Bill
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To Show Respect, They’re Leaving Barbara Bush On The One Dollar Bill

April 25th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Out of respect for former First Lady Barbara Bush, the Treasury Department has instructed the Federal Reserve to keep her picture on the one dollar bill, as it has been for decades. As sitting Treasury...