25 Eating Tips By FMObserver Senior Staff Dietitian Angie Pitts
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25 Eating Tips By FMObserver Senior Staff Dietitian Angie Pitts

July 10th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Since eating is such a universal activity, and Eating Well has now become so hip and trendy, we here at the FM Observer decided to proactively hire our own Senior Staff Dietitian to provide free, important, and helpful advice to...
Montana Earthquake Either Caused By Global Fracking Or Payback For Unabomber
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Montana Earthquake Either Caused By Global Fracking Or Payback For Unabomber

July 7th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Lincoln, MT – Experts are divided on what exactly caused the rare 5.8 earthquake that recently struck western Montana. One school of thought is that Global Fracking was the cause of the quake. “All those fracking oil...
Fargo Bocce Ball Tournament To Raise Money For Its Organizers
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Fargo Bocce Ball Tournament To Raise Money For Its Organizers

July 5th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A city-wide bocce ball tournament will be held as a fund raiser for the personal gain of its organizers. With an entrance fee of only $50, the tournament could raise approximately $6.5 million if enough people...
Twelve-Year Old Kung-Fu Brown-Belt Kicks Crap Out Of Would-Be Burglar
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Twelve-Year Old Kung-Fu Brown-Belt Kicks Crap Out Of Would-Be Burglar

June 28th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A young boy who’s been taking Kung Fu lessons since he was six years old recently “beat the living crap” out of a man trying to rob his family’s home. Little Tommy Maddox discovered a...
Area Drought Being Blamed On Dry Conditions And ‘Global Drying’
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Area Drought Being Blamed On Dry Conditions And ‘Global Drying’

June 26th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Our new staff droutologist Dr. Rod Guth has just issued his final report on the area drought. Rod believes that short-term dry conditions coupled with the long-term Global Drying are the two main reasons...
Lottery Winner On Way To Collect Jackpot Killed By Distracted Driver
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Lottery Winner On Way To Collect Jackpot Killed By Distracted Driver

June 21st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – Ty Barich was excitedly on his way to collect his jackpot millions after repeatedly checking his winning lottery ticket with his pregnant wife. While crossing the street en route to the lottery headquarters,...
New Detention Centers Being Built Just For Distracted Drivers
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New Detention Centers Being Built Just For Distracted Drivers

June 16th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – With the huge surge in accidents caused by distracted drivers, lawmakers are responding with a draconian strengthening of punishments for those who choose to endanger others with their irresponsible...
Anti-Distracted Driver Movement Gaining Steam
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Anti-Distracted Driver Movement Gaining Steam

June 14th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Hawley, MN – Just imagine you’re completely stopped at a red light and a distracted driver (who later claims he didn’t see you) rear-ends your vehicle at 50 mph without ever even slamming on the brakes. This is...
Volunteers Sought For Deja-Vu Clinical Study
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Volunteers Sought For Deja-Vu Clinical Study

June 13th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – A new clinical study focusing on Deja Vu is now seeking volunteers who may have had personal experiences with the Deja Vu phenomenon. The Marzano Clinic will be paying selected volunteers $200 per day as...
Elderly Man Dies Peacefully At Home After Family Tells Him Trump Was Impeached
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Elderly Man Dies Peacefully At Home After Family Tells Him Trump Was Impeached

June 3rd, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Surrounded by family, close friends, and a few random strangers, Mr. Patrum McPhie let himself go toward the light after hearing the news that President Trump had just been impeached. Dr. Mutch Pimpare who...