Area Man Says He Can 3-D Print Your Bitcoin
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Area Man Says He Can 3-D Print Your Bitcoin

January 29th, 2018 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – For a non-nominal fee, an area man will turn your crypto-currency into physical currency for you to spend willfully on the black market or anywhere else they recognize this monopoly money.  Cryptocurrency,...
Some Religious Groups Demanding Statue Of David Wear Some Clothes
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Some Religious Groups Demanding Statue Of David Wear Some Clothes

January 26th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Florence, South Dakota – Many religious groups are now demanding that all statues of David be “properly clothed” so as to not offend onlookers. Leo Gleichman, after seeing David, commented: “Perhaps this...
Selling Stolen Pets Becoming Big Business
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Selling Stolen Pets Becoming Big Business

January 24th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – More and more people in the Fargo-Moorhead area are having their pets stolen. If this isn’t bad enough, these pets are then sold multiple times at underground pet auctions, sometimes while having to wear...
Readers Invited To Email Us Ideas For Future Posts
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Readers Invited To Email Us Ideas For Future Posts

January 21st, 2018 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is cordially inviting all of our readers to email us any ideas for future posts that you would like to see (or not see). As a member of FM Observer’s Virtual Readers Board, not only...
Man Who Caused Hawaii Missile Mishap Admits He May Have Pushed The Wrong Button
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Man Who Caused Hawaii Missile Mishap Admits He May Have Pushed The Wrong Button

January 14th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Pearl Harbor, Hawaii – After finding the man who may be responsible for causing Hawaii’s 38 minutes of mass missile-mishap manic panic, we are now finding out more about how it may have happened. Tong Turnbow does...
CNN’s Anderson Pooper Gets South Park Award For Swearing 81 Times In One Hour
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CNN’s Anderson Pooper Gets South Park Award For Swearing 81 Times In One Hour

January 12th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Cooper, TX – History was made last night when Anderson Pooper swore 81 times on an hour long prime-time show. After Anderson decided to say “shit-hole” once, the dam had been broken, and it and variations of it...
Fargo Flocks To Car Washes Before Return Of Dreaded Polar Vortex
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Fargo Flocks To Car Washes Before Return Of Dreaded Polar Vortex

January 9th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In a community-wide frenzied effort to get all cars washed prior to the return of Algore’s Polar Vortex, every car wash is expecting a record-breaking day. Lines into car washes could be so long that...
Jeff Sessions Voted Most Out-Of-Touch Person In America
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Jeff Sessions Voted Most Out-Of-Touch Person In America

January 7th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Denver, CO – Attorney General Jeff Sessions has just been voted the Most Out-Of-Touch Person in the USA by the Common Sense Club. By his recent decision to rescind the James Cole Memo, AG Sessions is basically telling U.S....
President Expected To Swear More After Study Shows Profanity Is Sign Of Honesty
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President Expected To Swear More After Study Shows Profanity Is Sign Of Honesty

January 5th, 2018 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – President Trump, in an effort to quickly increase how honest he is perceived, will not only start swearing more in his public comments and tweets, but will also encourage his entire fucking Cabinet to all...
Moorhead Woman Builds House All By Herself
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Moorhead Woman Builds House All By Herself

December 31st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Evette Brickhouse set a lofty goal of building her own home. While sipping on a few jumbo margaritas with a friend three years ago, Ms. Brickhouse decided she wanted to build herself her own dream home...