Groups Of Homeless Living In Trees East Of Glyndon
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Groups Of Homeless Living In Trees East Of Glyndon

May 9th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Glyndon, MN – Even though you perhaps cannot see them from Highway 10 as you’re driving to/fro Detroit Lakes, they can certainly see you driving by. Many of the groups of trees visible from Highway 10 just East of...
Rooftop Dancing Is The New Downtown Fargo Party Craze
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Rooftop Dancing Is The New Downtown Fargo Party Craze

May 8th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – As we all know, each and every new national craze usually starts as a spark in someone’s brain. Well, the new craze is Rooftop Dancing and it began in renascent Downtown Fargo. The idea came to Mr. Paden...
Fargo Man Suing Hospital For Mistakenly Removing His Novanoid
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Fargo Man Suing Hospital For Mistakenly Removing His Novanoid

May 4th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After having his novanoid removed erroneously by a distracted surgeon, Donovan Ion is lawyering up to sioux the hospital. The surgeon-at-fault admits he may have been sexting during the botched operation but...
May Is Take-Your-Pet-Water-Skiing Month
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May Is Take-Your-Pet-Water-Skiing Month

May 3rd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Detroit Lakes, MN – With global warming moving into Minnesota lakes country, dogs and cats all across the region are excitedly anticipating hitting the water for some seriously fun water sports. Your FM Observer is...
FMO’s ABCs For Living Happily Ever After
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FMO’s ABCs For Living Happily Ever After

April 29th, 2017 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – With wedding season just around the coroner, your FM Observer is offering free marriage counseling advice to those who seek to soon enter the gates of matrimonial blissful harmony. FMO’s ABCs For A...
In Honor Of Humpday, Defense Dept Introduces An Old/New Military Weapon
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In Honor Of Humpday, Defense Dept Introduces An Old/New Military Weapon

April 26th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Zumbrota, MN – Cleverly being introduced on Humpday, the U.S. Military is proud to unveil one of its newest weapons to be used in conquering the world. It is called the Zumbooruk which is a cannon shot from the back of a...
Fargo Singing Group To Perform On Jimmy Fallon’s Tonight Show
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Fargo Singing Group To Perform On Jimmy Fallon’s Tonight Show

April 22nd, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A very popular singing group from Fargo called Six Jumpy Biscuits will soon be performing on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon. Mr. Fallon discovered the group by accident when he literally ran them over with...
Trump To Use LGBTQ To Make America Great Again
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Trump To Use LGBTQ To Make America Great Again

April 21st, 2017 | by Johnnny
Lazear, CO – In an effort to keep his promise to make American great again, President Trump will be using the LGBTQ for military weapons testing. As we all know, L.G.B.T.Q. stands for Laser Guided Bomb Testing Quadrants....
Area Police Setting Up Four Hundred Twenty 420 Checkpoints
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Area Police Setting Up Four Hundred Twenty 420 Checkpoints

April 20th, 2017 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Via a confidentially anonymous series of trusted fake news sources, the Observer has learned that area police will be staging 420 “420 checkpoints” around the region today. Four hundred and...
Moorhead Hoarder Finds Dead Husband Buried Under Tons Of Junk
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Moorhead Hoarder Finds Dead Husband Buried Under Tons Of Junk

April 20th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – The Department of Health and Human Services is reporting that a woman who wishes to remain anonymous recently found her deceased husband under some of her belongings. Agnes Elhart of 1313 Hoarder Drive in...