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Volunteers Needed As Fargo Seeks To Break Beer Drinking Record

Fargo, ND – Worthy volunteers are being sought as Fargo gears up to break the world record for the most amount of binge beer drinking performed during a 48-hour weekend. The record Fargo seeks to break is “average per...

BitchFest 3000 Coming To Fargo

Fargo, ND – A new way of keeping the long-term peace is coming to Fargo. BitchFest 3000 is way of helping people express their anger without destruction of property. BitchFest 3000 has been proven (in lab rat testing) to...

Large Comet To Hit Downtown Fargo Next Year

Fargo, ND – City officials are trying to not start a panic while announcing that a large comet may hit downtown Fargo sometime next year. The comet is named X-51 and is believed to be from the Taurus constellation....

Downtown Fargo Parking Sucks: No Plans To Fix

Fargo, ND – It is not a big secret that the parking situation in downtown Fargo is a problem. Just try meeting someone for lunch downtown and driving around attempting to find a suitable place to park that’s...

Downtown Project Seeks To Turn Street Vomit Into Barf Art

Fargo, ND – The growing problem of vomit in the streets of downtown Fargo due to late-night binge drinkers has had city leaders’ stomachs churning for some time. However, a local group of forward-thinkers believe they...

Downtown Business Owners Looking to Curb Curb-Vomit

The prevalence of vomit on city sidewalks has locals concerned. Fargo, ND—In case you haven’t been downtown lately, or have been downtown but have not yet encountered a lurching pile of partially-digested filth on the...