November 13th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Swamp City, DC – On Day One of the House Impeachment Inquiry of President Trump, Chairman Adam Schiff ordered an abundance of luncheon pizza for the Democrats on the committee but did not allow the Republicans to order or...
November 11th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Kyiv, Ukraine – In a stunning new development which is further fueling the inexorable impeachment inquiry, whistle blowers are blowing their whistles over a Kid Pro Quo deal that President Trump secretly made with Lord...
August 26th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Nuuk, Greenland – President Trump has made the decision to trade the state of California to Denmark in exchange for Greenland. “I made a really great deal, because that’s what I do, and in exchange for...
June 3rd, 2017 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – Surrounded by family, close friends, and a few random strangers, Mr. Patrum McPhie let himself go toward the light after hearing the news that President Trump had just been impeached. Dr. Mutch Pimpare who...