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Horoscopes For The Week Of November 15, 2015
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Horoscopes For The Week Of November 15, 2015

November 15th, 2015 | by Nina Verbena
Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Ram Avoid getting drawn into a conversation with a stranger today. Not so much because he’s a stranger, but because he’s just way too excited for you to see what’s in the...
Horoscopes For The Week Of November 1, 2015
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Horoscopes For The Week Of November 1, 2015

October 31st, 2015 | by Nina Verbena
Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Ram You may want to record all conversations with your partner this week, because there’s no way your friends are going to believe the epic tsunami of profanity that is about to flow...
Horoscopes For The Week Of October 25, 2015
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Horoscopes For The Week Of October 25, 2015

October 24th, 2015 | by Nina Verbena
Aries (March 21 – April 19) The Ram Count your blessings today. Then write down that number. It’ll be helpful tomorrow when you can just subtract 1 from your total instead of counting all over again. Taurus (April 20...
The Times They Are A Changin’
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The Times They Are A Changin’

March 8th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Time Square, Washington – Are you one of the many who forgot to move your clocks ahead last night? Tonya Jo Thornbird from Fargo admitted: “Because we forgot to change our clocks, we missed our flight at the airport,...
Join FMO On A Whirlwind Trip Around The World
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Join FMO On A Whirlwind Trip Around The World

December 6th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Make New Friends While Seeing 100 Cities In 100 Days Fargo, ND – We here at the FM Observer are gearing up for our 1st Annual Trip Around The World. The plan is to hit one hundred cities in one hundred days of fun-packed...
Ghost Convention To Be Held In Fargo, North Dakota
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Ghost Convention To Be Held In Fargo, North Dakota

September 30th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Living organizers of the International Ghost Convention have just announced that the next International Ghost Convention will be held in Fargo, North Dakota on Monday night, October 31st, or as most spiritual...
Many Concerned About UFO Lights South Of Moorhead
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Many Concerned About UFO Lights South Of Moorhead

August 17th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Have you been seeing the unusual lights in the sky at night south of Moorhead? Have you and your family been wondering if they are real UFOs? National UFO experts have now released an official statement from...
World-Wide Jogger Returns Home To Nobody
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World-Wide Jogger Returns Home To Nobody

May 26th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Joggins, Nova Scotia – Archie Blackburn set out 22 years ago to jog around the entire world. He had jotted this goal down on a bar napkin after a few margaritas and then decided to really do it. The next day, when he began...
FM Observer Announces Summer Camp 4 New Observers
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FM Observer Announces Summer Camp 4 New Observers

April 12th, 2014 | by Johnnny
The FM Observer is excited 2 announce FMO Summer Camp. If you like 2 have a good time and are considering satirical writing as your chosen profession, then this camp is totally 4 you. This year’s¬†exciting theme...
Upworthy Headlines That Never Made The Cut
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Upworthy Headlines That Never Made The Cut

March 10th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
Upworthy is a website that uses click-bait titles to drive people to click their links. These are some headlines that didn’t make the cut. George had a cyst on his balls. You won’t believe what happens next. Sam got...