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FM Observer To Sponsor Park Wood Cemetery Renovation
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FM Observer To Sponsor Park Wood Cemetery Renovation

June 22nd, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The north wing of Park Wood Cemetery in Fargo has been in dire need of a facelift for quite some time. Tombs are moldy, crypts are dungy and the rats have colonized a functioning village. This has led the...
West Fargo Lagoon Workers Tired Of Taking Crap From Everyone
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West Fargo Lagoon Workers Tired Of Taking Crap From Everyone

June 9th, 2016 | by Nick
West Fargo, ND – Waste Stabilization Pond Foreman Chlaff Peenisackle has seen it all come through. Severed limbs, sea monkey colonies, the physical manifestation of shame from the night before. These are only a few of what...
City of Fargo Approves Sidewalk Lemonade Stand Tax Break
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City of Fargo Approves Sidewalk Lemonade Stand Tax Break

May 24th, 2016 | by Jake
Block 9 appropriations wasn’t the only thing on the Fargo City Commission’s agenda last night. Not only did they approve 15.5 million dollars to help fund Doug Burgum’s skyscraper, but with a 5-0 vote they appropriated an...
Xcel Energy Announces Power Outage Compensation Plan
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Xcel Energy Announces Power Outage Compensation Plan

May 10th, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Faulty equipment. The ritualistic conjuring of ancient evils. Fallen tree branches. Squirrels and other burrowing rodents. Global warming. What do these things have in common? Yes, they’re all signs of...
City of Fargo Debuts New Rabbit Bounty Program
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City of Fargo Debuts New Rabbit Bounty Program

May 10th, 2016 | by Jake
Here at FM Observer we like to take input from the “common folk” of the FM area. Their biggest complaint is that the rabbit population has been hare-balling out of control and let me tell you, people are furiously fed up. As...
The Northern To Begin Drug Testing Female Dancers
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The Northern To Begin Drug Testing Female Dancers

April 25th, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Fargo’s only gentlemen’s club is undergoing a drastic change in worker policy. Club Northern has vowed to begin drug testing female talent, but with a catch: To comply with this zany new policy,...
Area Mom Under Fire For Bizarre Home-Schooling Tactics
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Area Mom Under Fire For Bizarre Home-Schooling Tactics

April 7th, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Area mother Davia Flexano, a home-schooler, is catching a lot of flack for teaching her son Whick a slanted view of world geography. Flexano, who chose to remain nameless, is having her son learn the states...
The FM Observer Is Shutting Down. For Good.
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The FM Observer Is Shutting Down. For Good.

April 1st, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—With a little over four years of incredibly touching amateur satire under its belt, Fargo-Moorhead’s only fake news agency is calling it quits. The FM Observer is shutting down permanently, as of this evening....
American Thunderball Federation Holding Open Tryouts In Fargo
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American Thunderball Federation Holding Open Tryouts In Fargo

March 28th, 2016 | by Nick
The following is a paid advertisement for the American Thunderball Federation™   IS D-LEAGUE SOFTBALL NOT MEAN ENOUGH FOR YOU? DID SAND VOLLEYBALL LEAGUE KICK YOU OUT FOR DOMINATING TOO HARD? DID YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR...
Project Update for the FM Diversion
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Project Update for the FM Diversion

March 3rd, 2016 | by Jake
Fargo, ND – Ralph Malph, a local busboy, informed us at the FM Observer that a huge change is coming to the controversial FM Diversion. Ralph was working his usual tables and overheard a city official discussing top secret...