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City Council Rejects Counter-Terrorism Proposal
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City Council Rejects Counter-Terrorism Proposal

February 24th, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – In the wake of the San Bernadino attack, Fargo city council members tossed around some rather extreme counter-terrorism tactics.  Among those ideas discussed: Tank patrol Erect a big Incredible Hulk statue...
Harpist To Serenade Downtown Fargo Valentine’s Day Patrons
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Harpist To Serenade Downtown Fargo Valentine’s Day Patrons

February 12th, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—The Observer is proud to announce a special treat for downtown Fargo this Valentine’s Day! The enchanting melodies of the soon-to-be infamous Broadway Harpist will serenade street-side onlookers this weekend....
Frack Lives Matter Movement Galvanizes In Western North Dakota
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Frack Lives Matter Movement Galvanizes In Western North Dakota

February 2nd, 2016 | by Nina Verbena
Williston, ND – With oil prices tumbling and jobs disappearing, western North Dakotans are channeling their frustration into a powerful, singular message: Frack Lives Matter. Spokesperson Ole Baryll says the once booming...
Fargo Man Performs Amateur Exorcism
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Fargo Man Performs Amateur Exorcism

January 28th, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – An area man, without the help of a brave Catholic priest, has completely freed his significant other from demonic possession. Blenn Fristle, 42, was able to purge the darkest beast from within his wife Pavia by...
Haunted Corn Maze Hiring 20 Children Of The Corn
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Haunted Corn Maze Hiring 20 Children Of The Corn

August 25th, 2015 | by Nick
Moorhead, MN—Local terror attraction Haunted Corn Maze is in search of blonde-haired, pale-faced, ghoulish children for its upcoming Children Of The Corn exhibit. Area parents, take heed: if you think your prepubescent...
Woman Living In Hammock Above Fargo Park
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Woman Living In Hammock Above Fargo Park

July 10th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – One of our best junior reporters (who recently attended FMO Summer Camp) somehow discovered a woman living up in a hammock in Fargo’s Lindenwood Park. Our on-the-scene reporter cleverly asked the lady why...
Zebra Muscles Invade Red River Zoo
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Zebra Muscles Invade Red River Zoo

July 9th, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—Red River Zoo officials have gleefully added zebra muscles to their fleet of exotic animal inventory. A big, buff zebra named “Junto” is the zoo’s newest member. He’s 6’3, 884lbs of...
Area Man 3-D Prints Lusty, Dead-Eyed Carpool Lane Passenger
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Area Man 3-D Prints Lusty, Dead-Eyed Carpool Lane Passenger

July 7th, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—The good ol’ high-occupancy vehicle (HOV) lane. It’s what all solo drivers long for during that treacherous afternoon commute. Do you ever wish you could drive freely down the wide-open carpool...
Fargo Shooting Park To Add Golf Driving Range
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Fargo Shooting Park To Add Golf Driving Range

June 16th, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—The Fargo Shooting Park has decided to jazz things up a bit with the implementation of a golf driving range. The shooting park is adding a golf ball dispenser, so bring your guns and your clubs along on your next...
Fargo Man Discovers iPod’s Song Shuffle Algorithm
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Fargo Man Discovers iPod’s Song Shuffle Algorithm

June 4th, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—iPod owners will be quick to tell you that they love using the device’s “shuffle” feature to play a random assortment of music. It liberates the user from the responsibility of having to pick which...