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Local Sandwich Artist Gets Lifetime Achievement Award
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Local Sandwich Artist Gets Lifetime Achievement Award

May 29th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – Dale, a Subway Sandwich Artist, received a lifetime achievement award today. Dale has been an employee at Subway now for 11 years and he says his artesrty is only blossoming. “I feel great! I’ve...
Neighbor Refuses To Mow
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Neighbor Refuses To Mow

May 29th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – A local man has been fined for not caring Thursday. Jim got the cops called on him Thursday afternoon after his neighbor reported him to the authorities for not ‘murdering the grass.” “I...
Old Man Mistakes Dildo As Stress Reliever
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Old Man Mistakes Dildo As Stress Reliever

May 29th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Local store patrons got a good laugh Wednesday night. Josh, an 86 year-old man got quite the looks Wednesday when he seemed to have mistaken a dildo for a stress reliever. Josh thought that a 7ft bouncy and...
Salesman Fired For Not Lying To Customers
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Salesman Fired For Not Lying To Customers

May 27th, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—A guy who plays by his own rules has been 86’d from a local used car dealership, the Observer has learned. Gacky Rearwater, formerly a used car & junk salesman for Uncle Jampy’s Metal & Wheels...
Bean Bag Toss Game Goes Back To Caveman Days
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Bean Bag Toss Game Goes Back To Caveman Days

May 22nd, 2014 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – A new recent archaeological finding shows that cavemen played the Bean Bag Toss game. This ever-popular game is also called CornHole since bags of corn were used by cavemen during times of abundant harvest to...
Fargo Canoer Mistakes Ditch Water For Sheyenne River
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Fargo Canoer Mistakes Ditch Water For Sheyenne River

May 21st, 2014 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – A Fargo man mistakes ditch water for the sheyenne river yesterday afternoon. Due to the beautiful weather yesterday afternoon, John decided it was perfect to go canoeing. Just not in the right place. John was...
Family Held Hostage By Pet Leopard Gecko
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Family Held Hostage By Pet Leopard Gecko

May 15th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – The Taylors just wanted to get to a movie Saturday evening but ended up getting held hostage by their pet leopard gecko instead. Friday night, the family leopard gecko got out of its cage somehow and had...
Funny Looking Man Finds Bar Of Gold In Red River
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Funny Looking Man Finds Bar Of Gold In Red River

May 14th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A funny looking man named Sid Bingsted found a large bar of gold on the banks of the Red River near Fargo, ND. Mister Bingsted believes that it could be worth a lot of money based upon its girth-size. He...
Area Dog Launches Search Party For Own Tail
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Area Dog Launches Search Party For Own Tail

May 13th, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—An area dog, name of Chip, has exhausted all independent efforts to obtain a long, thin appendage that was thought to have been located somewhere near the back side of his body. Collective efforts are being made to...
Area Man Sleepwalks Fargo Marathon
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Area Man Sleepwalks Fargo Marathon

May 10th, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—The annual Fargo Marathon was greeted with an unlikely participant this year as one area man haphazardly decided to not run, not jog, not walk but sleepwalk a portion of the route. Packy Backmelt, an apparent victim...