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New Blarney Stone In Trouble Over Public Urination
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New Blarney Stone In Trouble Over Public Urination

June 24th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – The New Blarney Stone is in trouble already after two patrons decided to whip out their ding dongs right there in the parking lot. What they didn’t realize is that their ding dongs were in full view...
ND Leaders To Tribal Councils: Please Stop Doing Rain Dances
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ND Leaders To Tribal Councils: Please Stop Doing Rain Dances

June 19th, 2014 | by Kitz
Fargo, ND – With standing water in ditches and mosquitos breeding fast in waterlogged North Dakota, state and city leaders are urging Native American communities to cease practicing their ritual rain dances until further...
Man Who Weds Daughter Fathers His Own Granddaughter Whom He Marries
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Man Who Weds Daughter Fathers His Own Granddaughter Whom He Marries

June 14th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Bernard Kingsley of rural Moorhead married his own daughter, Trixi, after the mother lost her battle with King, their pure-bred pit-bull. The wedding of Bernard to his own daughter Trixi was accompanied by...
Area Man Banned From Having Sex With Teddy Bears, Arrested Again For Having Sex With Teddy Bears
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Area Man Banned From Having Sex With Teddy Bears, Arrested Again For Having Sex With Teddy Bears

June 13th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
Fargo,ND – A local Fargo man with a very long list of public indecency charges was arrested AGAIN this week for having sex with teddy bears. Jim Hankly was arrested Thursday evening after witnesses say they saw Mr. Hankly...
School Board to Implement School Shooting Drills
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School Board to Implement School Shooting Drills

June 11th, 2014 | by Nick
In the wake of what has been the 74th school shooting since the Newtown massacre, school districts are taking a proactive steps to better prepare their kids for the sort of danger that could potentially take place within...
Janitor Charged With Fondling Church Organ
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Janitor Charged With Fondling Church Organ

June 10th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Unhappy church officials at the House Of God Inc. are investigating an alleged fondling of their church organ. A man who had apparently dressed himself up to look like the church janitor was caught groping...
City of Fargo Releases Pamphlet On How To Avoid Getting Hit By A Train
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City of Fargo Releases Pamphlet On How To Avoid Getting Hit By A Train

June 9th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – The City of Fargo released a pamphlet earlier today that explains in detail on how to avoid getting killed by a train. With all the train accidents and people getting hit, Fargo decided the citizens needed a...
Lady Attacked By Lobsters In Grocery Seafood Section
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Lady Attacked By Lobsters In Grocery Seafood Section

June 6th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – We’ve all walked by the bubbling lobster tank in the meat and seafood area of a grocery store. While doing some recent shopping in a popular Moorhead grocery store, Mrs. Maxima Underhill began walking...
Fargo Approves Taser Drones For Use In High Crime Areas
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Fargo Approves Taser Drones For Use In High Crime Areas

June 3rd, 2014 | by Kitz
Fargo, ND – Local police are celebrating the approval of new technology that promises to make fighting crime a little easier and a whole lot safer. City government has finally given a green light to the much anticipated...
Fargo Man Arrested For Flash-Frying Entire Cow
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Fargo Man Arrested For Flash-Frying Entire Cow

June 2nd, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—Authorities were dispatched to a north Fargo neighborhood yesterday afternoon as one witness called to report what sounded like “A raging cauldron full of boiling guts” rumbling in his neighbor’s...