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Second New Species Discovered At The Red River Valley Fair
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Second New Species Discovered At The Red River Valley Fair

July 11th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – Yesterday, Dr. William Francis and his team discovered a new species at the Red River Valley Fair in under one hour.  Today, Mr. Francis and his team have done it again! His expedition team was yet again...
New Species Discovered At Red River Valley Fair
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New Species Discovered At Red River Valley Fair

July 10th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo,  ND – Scientists gather to search for new species. Yesterday evening, Dr. William Francis and his team set out on an expedition to look for a new species of human.  A mission that took two years to put...
KFGO Required To Broadcast Half In Spanish
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KFGO Required To Broadcast Half In Spanish

July 10th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The Mighty 790 KFGO radio station will soon be required to broadcast half of its programming in Spanish. Todas las estaciones de radio en Fargo pronto estarán obligados a proporcionar la mitad de su contenido...
City of Hawley to Construct Hawley-Wood Dock Of Fame
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City of Hawley to Construct Hawley-Wood Dock Of Fame

July 7th, 2014 | by Nick
Hawley, MN—Taking a page from the Hollywood textbook of glitz and glamour, the city of Hawley, Minnesota will be constructing their own living, commemorative outdoor museum entitled the Hawley-Wood Dock of Fame. A gigantic,...
CEO Has No Idea What He’s Talking About.
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CEO Has No Idea What He’s Talking About.

July 3rd, 2014 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – John Lovit, a local CEO of a popular medium sized company is being accused of not knowing what the hell he is talking about. John’s days consist of meetings and then some more meetings.  In between those...
Fargo Man Allegedly Renting Out Tree House
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Fargo Man Allegedly Renting Out Tree House

July 2nd, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—An area man is allegedly subletting his creaky back yard tree fort. Neighbors are saying they’ve noticed something crawl into and out of a tree house in the back yard of South Fargo resident...
Todd Fox Arrested For Evading Police Officers
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Todd Fox Arrested For Evading Police Officers

June 30th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Todd Fox who was just recently arrested for Flash-Frying Entire Cow, and before that, Arrested For Clearing Snow With Flamethrower, is in the news yet again.  This time for evading police officers. Earlier...
Area Teen Disgusted That Substitute Teacher Isn’t Hot
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Area Teen Disgusted That Substitute Teacher Isn’t Hot

June 30th, 2014 | by Nick
West Fargo, ND—A West Fargo Middle School junior has voiced his displeasure over the alleged unfavorable physical characteristics of today’s substitute algebra teacher, Mrs. Jonisbarnmeister. Substitute teacher...
Surrogate Mother Repos Infant From Deadbeat Parent
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Surrogate Mother Repos Infant From Deadbeat Parent

June 25th, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—An incident involving a member of a local surrogate mother association chapter has our community reeling. Surrogate Mothers United (SMU) Fargo branch saw one of its own taking matters into her own hands, the...
New Blarney Stone In Trouble Over Public Urination
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New Blarney Stone In Trouble Over Public Urination

June 24th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – The New Blarney Stone is in trouble already after two patrons decided to whip out their ding dongs right there in the parking lot. What they didn’t realize is that their ding dongs were in full view...