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Man Arrested For Saying “Dude” and “Man” Excessively.
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Man Arrested For Saying “Dude” and “Man” Excessively.

August 10th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – Bill Hennesy, 32, was arrested Saturday evening for excessive use of the word “dude” and “man”. Police are reporting that patrons at Bar Nine in West Fargo heard Mr. Hennesy say dude...
Arby’s of Fargo North Dakota Found To Be Hiding Life’s Secrets
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Arby’s of Fargo North Dakota Found To Be Hiding Life’s Secrets

August 10th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
Fargo,  ND – Arby’s on 42nd ST in Fargo North Dakota has been discovered to be hiding life’s greatest secrets. After years and years of visiting Arby’s restaurant for luch,  Janet Soviet began noticing...
Fargo Man Often Mistaken For 16th U.S. President
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Fargo Man Often Mistaken For 16th U.S. President

August 10th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A local Fargo man often gets told he looks a lot like someone else. Mr. Gilmore Rawls, a long-time resident of Fargo, bears an uncanny similarity to President Abraham Lincoln, who lived about 150 years ago. When...
West Fargo Imposes Total Watering Ban Due To Global Drying
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West Fargo Imposes Total Watering Ban Due To Global Drying

August 5th, 2014 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The City of West Fargo is now implementing a total ban on watering for at least the remainder of this summer. The fastest growing city between Chicago and Hiroshima has decided to impose a complete watering...
Births
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Births

August 1st, 2014 | by Nick
Plista and Gagg Maxbung, Moorhead, gave birth to daughter Xindlaa, Cliff’s Birthin’ Shed, Saturday, July 5th Keet Paliograph and Whackite Chlomsburger, both Fargo, gave birth to daughter Knat, Cliff’s...
Colorblind Mom Leaves Daycare With Fake Plastic Infant
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Colorblind Mom Leaves Daycare With Fake Plastic Infant

July 24th, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—It was supposed to be just another Wednesday afternoon for a Fargo mom. Frosha VanTinkle, a colorblind, drove to Scabby Trail Daycare like usual to pick up her infant daughter Spyler. What happened next may shock...
Sir Paul McCartney Coming Back To Fargo For Another Concert
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Sir Paul McCartney Coming Back To Fargo For Another Concert

July 23rd, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Apparently Paul McCartney enjoyed playing his music in Fargo so much, that he’s coming back for an encore concert. “Yah, I really got a kick out of Fargo, so we decided to do it again, yah...
Dr. Pepper Sued For Malpractice
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Dr. Pepper Sued For Malpractice

July 22nd, 2014 | by Nick
Dr. Pepper is headed to court. Fargo, ND—A former patient of local necrosurgeon Dr. Qance Pepper, M.D. is suing for malpractice due to what he’s calling a botched necroplasty. The plaintiff, Sextin Growshaft, is...
WE Fest Cancelled Due To Massive Disease-Carrying Tick Invasion
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WE Fest Cancelled Due To Massive Disease-Carrying Tick Invasion

July 19th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Detroit Lakes, MN – The drunkenly popular WE Fest celebration of country music at the Soo Pass Ranch has been cancelled for 2014 due to serious health concerns. The annual outdoor music festival was scheduled for August...
Fargo Man to Keep Vacation Beard Going
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Fargo Man to Keep Vacation Beard Going

July 18th, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—Local resident Qace Zombytakle has returned from a shaveless vacation, and he’s found himself relatively pleased with his resulting facial hair ensemble. So much so, he’s decided to keep rockin’...