Police have obtained the security bathroom video which shows Travis Beck before the alleged assault incident. The video depicts Travis Beck not washing his hands after going number two.
These new developments are astonishing because that means Travis Beck more then likely had poopy hands during the alleged assault/self defense incident. The other individual had no idea poopy hands were being used against him.
Travis Beck has been taken into custody again and will be charged with using poopy hands in a self defense situation. We will make sure to report these new police findings to all news stations and government agencies including the White House. Travis Beck deserves punishment for this.
Hopefully he learns to wash his hands properly before the NDSU Bison take the field. Nobody wants to play with poopy hand guy.