March 14th, 2012 | by
Bill Burns Studying zombie survival wasn’t so stupid after all. Fargo, ND – Super Tuesday is supposed to be SUPER FUN. Not for a local 84 year old elderly lady named Maureen. She showed up to vote and was told she was...
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Bill Burns Fargo, ND – There is a JUGGALO alert out for a white ICP (Insane Clown Posse) fan hacking people with machetes. He was last seen giving alcohol to an underage large woman. He was wearing white paint, or ‘witch...
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Bill Burns 5 year old gets plastic surgery. Fargo, ND —In a story you think didn’t come from this world, a Fargo mom dropped over 25k on her 5 year old daughter to get plastic surgery and breast enhancements. The mom admits to...
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Bill Burns Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore. Fargo, ND – Rick Santorum has taken home the most votes in North Dakota’s statewide Republican caucuses. Or in Rick Santorum’s own words,...
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Bill Burns Not your average Lassie. Fargo, ND – A man on Tuesday morning was bitten by a dog minding his own business outside of Wheels Inc in Fargo. Seeing the dog hanging it’s head out of the window minding it’s own...
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Bill Burns Pee-yeew! Fargo, ND – Shawn Baker 26, was charged with a felony burglary today after being accused of breaking into Fraser Limited at 2901 S. University Dr. After a short police interrogation, it became known that...
March 14th, 2012 | by
Jill Burns Fargo, ND – Earmuffs are ugly and can be expensive. Texting is quicker and cheaper. The youth of this area and probably country have determined that texting has now replaced all form of voice communication. One area youth...
