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Idiot Arrested After Attempted Drug Deal With Obvious Off-Duty Cop
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Idiot Arrested After Attempted Drug Deal With Obvious Off-Duty Cop

March 14th, 2012 | by Nick
Dumb ass immediately arrested after walk up drug sale attempt Fargo, ND – An Otsego, MN man was arrested last night after propositioning a cocaine deal to what was quite obviously an off-duty cop. The lieutenant wore street...
Alleged TouchTunes Terrorist Spreading Christmas Cheer Throughout the Land
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Alleged TouchTunes Terrorist Spreading Christmas Cheer Throughout the Land

March 14th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Coming to a jukebox near you: Crappy Happy music. Fargo, ND – Modern technologies have afforded us many luxuries. In this day & age any knucklehead with a smartphone can hack into your favorite bar’s sound...
Local Elderly Lady Informed That She Was Dead.
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Local Elderly Lady Informed That She Was Dead.

March 14th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Studying zombie survival wasn’t so stupid after all. Fargo, ND – Super Tuesday is supposed to be SUPER FUN.  Not for a local 84 year old elderly lady named Maureen.  She showed up to vote and was told she was...
ALERT! ICP Fan With White Paint Giving Underage Large Women Alcohol.
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ALERT! ICP Fan With White Paint Giving Underage Large Women Alcohol.

March 14th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – There is a JUGGALO alert out for a white ICP (Insane Clown Posse) fan hacking people with machetes.  He was last seen giving alcohol to an underage large woman.  He was wearing white paint, or ‘witch...
Mom Gets Daughter Unusual Birthday Gift.
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Mom Gets Daughter Unusual Birthday Gift.

March 14th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
5 year old gets plastic surgery. Fargo, ND —In a story you think didn’t come from this world, a Fargo mom dropped over 25k on her 5 year old daughter to get plastic surgery and breast enhancements.  The mom admits to...
Rick Santorum Takes Home Most Votes In North Dakota.
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Rick Santorum Takes Home Most Votes In North Dakota.

March 14th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore. Fargo, ND –  Rick Santorum has taken home the most votes in North Dakota’s statewide Republican caucuses.  Or in Rick Santorum’s own words,...
Man Bitten By Dog Minding His Own Business
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Man Bitten By Dog Minding His Own Business

March 14th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Not your average Lassie. Fargo, ND –  A man on Tuesday morning was bitten by a dog minding his own business outside of Wheels Inc in Fargo.  Seeing the dog hanging it’s head out of the window minding it’s own...
Fargo Daycare Burglar Arrested
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Fargo Daycare Burglar Arrested

March 14th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Pee-yeew! Fargo, ND –  Shawn Baker 26, was charged with a felony burglary today after being accused of breaking into Fraser Limited at 2901 S. University Dr.  After a short police interrogation, it became known that...
Texting Has Replaced the Voice With Area Youth
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Texting Has Replaced the Voice With Area Youth

March 14th, 2012 | by Jill Burns
Fargo, ND – Earmuffs are ugly and can be expensive. Texting is quicker and cheaper. The youth of this area and probably country have determined that texting has now replaced all form of voice communication. One area youth...