October 3rd, 2018 | by
Johnnny Yourtown, America – If you’re wondering what to do immediately after receiving a Presidential Alert on your smartphone from the National Wireless Emergency Alert System, simply follow these simple steps which were...
September 12th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Fort Bragg, NC – In anticipation of hurricane Florence’s arrival, the U.S. government is calmly assuring everyone that it could not be more prepared for what could be the worst storm to ever hit the East coast....
May 6th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Shakespeare, Alabama – In the midst of mucho bad news during the last year about the spread of diseases, the customary handshake is in danger of extinction. Governmental scientists armed with the latest governmental...
November 26th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Washington, DC – With the help of the CDC (Centre for Disease Control), Big Government will soon be organizing communities into groups of people based on what diseases we have. Since Big Government already has access to all...
October 16th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Washington, DC – Luckily for the American people, the White House Ebola Response Team (WHERT) is constantly practicing to improve their game. Top key players of WHERT, including the newly named Ebola Czarina, Dr. Pam Demic,...
March 21st, 2013 | by
Nick Washington, DC—To the shock and utter disbelief of many, a government program has officially called it quits. The initiative, said to help, prevent and raise awareness of its cause, has gone the way of extinction now that...
January 13th, 2013 | by
Johnnny Washington, DC – Back in December of 2012, Congress temporarily set aside its gridlock in an unusual bipartisan effort to ban the word ‘lunatic’ from all federal legislation. The new law was designed to remove...
