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Control Freak Sentenced to 100 Hours Jazz Music
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Control Freak Sentenced to 100 Hours Jazz Music

April 28th, 2014 | by Kitz
Fargo, ND – When a disagreement over how her groceries were being bagged escalated into a screaming brawl, Wanda Tite found herself in handcuffs. Charged with public disturbance, harassment and assault, the mother of three...
Critics Argue Federal Prisons Too Comfortable
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Critics Argue Federal Prisons Too Comfortable

April 27th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fedhaven, FL – The Federal Bureau of Prisons is under fire for making some of their newest prisons “too comfortable”. A few congressional critics are wondering how the so-called “country club...
Donatella Versace Shares Her Beauty Secrets
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Donatella Versace Shares Her Beauty Secrets

April 18th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Hollywood, CA – The FM Observer’s Hollywood reporter, Tojo Saxton, caught up with the most beautiful Donatella Versace for a fun and informative interview. Enjoy! Tojo Saxton: Thanks for getting together! How have you...
Respawn Lays Out It’s Future With Titanfall
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Respawn Lays Out It’s Future With Titanfall

April 16th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
In a recent post, Steve Fukuda discussed the developer’s point of view to supporting the future of Titanfall and offered some insight as to what to expect. Some of these is the promise of ultimate transparency.  They...
FM Observer Announces Summer Camp 4 New Observers
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FM Observer Announces Summer Camp 4 New Observers

April 12th, 2014 | by Johnnny
The FM Observer is excited 2 announce FMO Summer Camp. If you like 2 have a good time and are considering satirical writing as your chosen profession, then this camp is totally 4 you. This year’s exciting theme...
New Luxury Apartment Complex Resembles Stairs
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New Luxury Apartment Complex Resembles Stairs

March 31st, 2014 | by Johnnny
Dubai, United Arab Emirates – In the city where architectural rules are regularly being broken and rewritten, Dubai has now introduced yet another new trick. Luxury apartments known as the “Stairway To Heaven”...
Billy Bob Thornton Buys Haunted House Near Fargo, ND
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Billy Bob Thornton Buys Haunted House Near Fargo, ND

March 28th, 2014 | by Kitz
Moorhead, MN – Billy Bob Thornton said it was “destiny” when he came across an article describing a haunted house for sale in Moorhead, MN, located just across the river from Fargo, ND. The star, whose affinity...
Multi-tools Review
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Multi-tools Review

March 25th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
If you didn’t know, I just recently got back from a trip to the Democratic Republic of Congo.  I have been looking at vacation/retirement property there for a while now.  During my trip I got to use a variety of...
Upworthy Headlines That Never Made The Cut
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Upworthy Headlines That Never Made The Cut

March 10th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
Upworthy is a website that uses click-bait titles to drive people to click their links. These are some headlines that didn’t make the cut. George had a cyst on his balls. You won’t believe what happens next. Sam got...
FOX finishes production on zany “Bachelor”-themed reality show
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FOX finishes production on zany “Bachelor”-themed reality show

March 6th, 2014 | by Nick
Los Angeles, CA—FOX Broadcasting Company has officially declared it’s ready to compete for a share of the desperate female viewer demographic. Executives noted they have completed filming for a sensational new show...