FMO’s Medivan To Provide Free Medical Check-Ups To Shovelers
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FMO’s Medivan To Provide Free Medical Check-Ups To Shovelers

December 31st, 2019 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – While out shoveling heavy snow and pushing your body to the limit, how would you like to step into the warmth of a mobile medical van for a free full physical examination? Our long-time friend Dr. Fred...
No Parking On Streets Of Fargo After 4+ Inches Of Snow Has Fallen
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No Parking On Streets Of Fargo After 4+ Inches Of Snow Has Fallen

December 29th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A new and much stricter parking law in Fargo may leave many street parkers surprised when they come out to look for their vehicle. In order to help the snow plows do their job more quickly, after four or more...
Teams Of Foreign Specialists Coming To Fargo To Study The Mating Habits Of Fargo Natives
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Teams Of Foreign Specialists Coming To Fargo To Study The Mating Habits Of Fargo Natives

December 28th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Fully equipped with lab coats and clipboards, multiple teams of mating habit specialists from various foreign countries will soon be descending upon Fargo for a long-term scientific study. Dr. Abraham...
How To Find Your Groove Pattern (Before It’s Too Late)
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How To Find Your Groove Pattern (Before It’s Too Late)

December 19th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Groove Park, USA – Have you been thinking you need to find your Groove Pattern? Many just like you have been yearningly searching for their Groove Pattern before that window completely shuts in their life. Luckily, your FM...
Dickinson Team Name Changing From The Midgets To Just “The Dicks”
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Dickinson Team Name Changing From The Midgets To Just “The Dicks”

December 17th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Dickinson, ND – The small town of Dickinson, North Dakota was once simply known for being the home town of the famous actress Angie Dickinson. But now, the Dickinson School Board is in the cross-hairs of a new and extremely...
Stevie Wonder Comes To Fargo To Do Some Snowmobiling
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Stevie Wonder Comes To Fargo To Do Some Snowmobiling

December 16th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – You may have recently heard a rumor that Stevie Wonder was coming to Fargo to go snowmobiling. Well, Mama, that ain’t no rumor! After Sir Elton John publicly offered Stevie Wonder the use of one of his...
Car Full Of Dogs Pulled Over For Excessive Number Of Lane Changes
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Car Full Of Dogs Pulled Over For Excessive Number Of Lane Changes

December 10th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – What started out as a fairly routine traffic stop ended up anything but. Officer Glasford Fulco pulled over a tan-colored Dog Caravan after noticing a number of seemingly unnecessary lane changes. Upon...
People’s Militia Group Votes On Proper Punishment For Downtown Fargo Jaywalkers
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People’s Militia Group Votes On Proper Punishment For Downtown Fargo Jaywalkers

December 6th, 2019 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The People’s Militia Group which oversees the Fargo area, unanimously voted at their latest meeting for all Downtown Fargo jaywalkers to receive the death penalty. The head of the People’s Militia...
The White House’s Twelve Days Of Impeachment Calendar Is The Latest Trending Christmas Gift
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The White House’s Twelve Days Of Impeachment Calendar Is The Latest Trending Christmas Gift

December 3rd, 2019 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – First lady Melania is offering a superbly wonderful gift idea for the holidays. Melania’s Twelve Days Of Impeachment Calendar is an impeccably designed likeness of the White House with twelve adorable...
Apple’s Smart Christmas iTree Is The Best New Thing For The Holidays Since Eggnog
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Apple’s Smart Christmas iTree Is The Best New Thing For The Holidays Since Eggnog

December 2nd, 2019 | by Johnnny
Apple Valley, CA – It was just a matter of time until Apple introduced their new Christmas iTree. Now, for your Christmas enjoyment, you can have a smart Christmas tree which, of course, comes with a Siri. This new...