Fargo Police Add New Dog That Can Detect Weird Activity
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Fargo Police Add New Dog That Can Detect Weird Activity

February 7th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A new dog is being added to the K-9 team of the Fargo Police Department. Tweek is his name and detecting weirdness is his claim to fame. K–9 Tweek is trained to sniff out any and all types of weird...
After Iowa Caucus App Fails, Iowa Dems Using 1920’s Adding Machine To Try And Calculate The Victor
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After Iowa Caucus App Fails, Iowa Dems Using 1920’s Adding Machine To Try And Calculate The Victor

February 4th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Des Moines, Iowa – Once caucus leaders realized their new app apparently was unable to perform under pressure, an old adding machine was brought out of a dusty old closet. Seemingly in dire need of a basic adding machine,...
FMObserver Donates Valuable Work Of Art To Popular Soup Kitchen To Boost Morale
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FMObserver Donates Valuable Work Of Art To Popular Soup Kitchen To Boost Morale

February 1st, 2020 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Your FM Observer has announced plans to donate a very valuable work of art to the Second Lutheran Church soup kitchen in a magnanimous effort to boost mid-winter morale. The soup kitchen, cleverly called...
Male Who Identifies As Female To Compete In Next Miss North Dakota Pageant
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Male Who Identifies As Female To Compete In Next Miss North Dakota Pageant

January 31st, 2020 | by Johnnny
Williston, ND – The next Miss North Dakota pageant will include its first-ever male competitor. Hannah Bouncy who grew up on the outskirts of Zap, North Dakota is biologically male but she has totally identified as being...
This Man Doesn’t Remember Who He Is. Can You Help Identify Him?
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This Man Doesn’t Remember Who He Is. Can You Help Identify Him?

January 29th, 2020 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – A man came wandering into our FM Observer Corporate Office Park not remembering his name, if he’s married, where he works, where he lives, or the names of any family or friends. When we asked the man...
Man’s Death Blamed On Panic Attack Caused By Extreme Frustration During Jigsaw Puzzle Tournament
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Man’s Death Blamed On Panic Attack Caused By Extreme Frustration During Jigsaw Puzzle Tournament

January 24th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – What began as a potentially fun afternoon gradually swirled into a personal implosion for one jigsaw puzzle tournament participant. Mr. Lemm Tweed–Clopton entered the annual jigsaw puzzle tournament with...
Corona Virus Now Treatable With Extra Lime
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Corona Virus Now Treatable With Extra Lime

January 23rd, 2020 | by Johnnny
Corona, SD – With another disease heading our way from China, our very own Dr. Orvin Caruso who lives and works in Corona, South Dakota is already well ahead of this new and potentially deadly virus. Dr. Caruso first points...
New School For Gifted Children Requires Quantitative Proof That A Child Is Gifted
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New School For Gifted Children Requires Quantitative Proof That A Child Is Gifted

January 22nd, 2020 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The “city on the grow” will soon be adding a brand new state-of-the-art school just for gifted children. Honeybrook School will be the best school in the country for children of all ages who are...
Chief Justice John Roberts Swears Himself In During Rare Senate Moment
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Chief Justice John Roberts Swears Himself In During Rare Senate Moment

January 16th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Before swearing in all the members of the Senate for the impeachment trial of President Trump, Chief Justice John Roberts had to first swear in himself according to some archaic constitutional protocols....
“Days Of Our Lives” Soap Opera Being Replaced By Another Called “Endless Impeachment”
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“Days Of Our Lives” Soap Opera Being Replaced By Another Called “Endless Impeachment”

January 15th, 2020 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Sadly, the long-running soap opera Days Of Our Lives which began in 1965 will soon be terminating due to lack of interest. However, in its place will be another long-running soap opera called Endless...