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New Jersey Governor Making Fat Be Cool
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New Jersey Governor Making Fat Be Cool

March 7th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Mendham, NJ – New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is changing the perception of fatness. What used to be a “problem” that needed to be “corrected” is now becoming a virtue that makes a person more...
Carrot Top To Visit Afghanistan In Peacemaking Venture
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Carrot Top To Visit Afghanistan In Peacemaking Venture

March 4th, 2013 | by Nick
Las Vegas, NV – Dennis “The Worm” Rodman, fresh back from his visit to North Korea, says to the press that “Kim Jong-un just wants Obama to call.” Although this saga is far from over, it teaches us...
UPDATE: Driving Dog Monty Refused Bail After Arrest
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UPDATE: Driving Dog Monty Refused Bail After Arrest

February 26th, 2013 | by Nick
Auckland, New Zealand — Human law enforcement is being tough on Monty, the famous car-driving schnauzer. Recently, Monty has been serving time in tha Dogg Pound after being detained for the charges of speeding and...
Drive-thru Coffee Shop Peep Show Shut Down
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Drive-thru Coffee Shop Peep Show Shut Down

February 22nd, 2013 | by Nick
Everett, WA – As initially reported by Reuters, three Seattle-area baristas have been taken into custody for selling cleave, bush and nip shows via the Grab-N-Go drive-thru windows in which they worked. Citizens in the area...
Pope Benedict XVI Resigning To Become Head Coach of Penn State Football
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Pope Benedict XVI Resigning To Become Head Coach of Penn State Football

February 13th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Pope Benedict XVI shockingly and abruptly announced his resignation earlier this week after nearly eight years as the head of the Catholic Church. Pope Benedict XVI is the first pope to resign in over 600 years.  He is also the...
Dog Show Winner Actually A Polar Bear!
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Dog Show Winner Actually A Polar Bear!

February 13th, 2013 | by Johnnny
New York, NY – The 137th Annual Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show has been rocked by scandal. Shortly after the Best-In-Show winner was named at Madison Square Garden, it was discovered that the winning dog was actually a...
New Flashcards Make Learning Chinese Easy
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New Flashcards Make Learning Chinese Easy

February 10th, 2013 | by Johnnny
China Town, CA – Have you always wanted to be able to speak fluent conversational Chinese, but thought it was too difficult to learn? When eating at a Chinese restaurant, have you often wondered what the owners are saying?...
Professional Pie Shoppe Franchise Opportunity
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Professional Pie Shoppe Franchise Opportunity

February 6th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Pie Town, NM – Franchise opportunity possibilities are available for interested and motivated persons. Professional Pie Shoppe Franchise Opportunity Corporation wants to soon open a store in your neighborhood. The PPSFOC is...
Elmo Charged With DUI and Public Disturbance
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Elmo Charged With DUI and Public Disturbance

January 31st, 2013 | by Johnnny
Queens, NY – One of the most recognizable and loved celebrities on television has been charged with a DUI and could face some serious consequences. Elmo is best known as one of the muppet superstars from the long-running...
Crazed Gun Owners Planning Government Takeover Defense Strategy
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Crazed Gun Owners Planning Government Takeover Defense Strategy

January 28th, 2013 | by Nick
Birmingham, AL – Deranged gun zealots across the nation are banding together in a show of defiance over the Obama administration’s looming gun law initiatives. A gun guy in Alabama is leading the charge by launching...