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American Medical Journal Identifies New Disease Epidemic: Mediabetes
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American Medical Journal Identifies New Disease Epidemic: Mediabetes

August 14th, 2014 | by Kitz
Washington, D.C. – Research from the American Medical Association has uncovered a new disease silently plaguing our society: Mediabetes. Mediabetes is defined as a condition in which the brain’s inability to produce...
Man Who Weds Daughter Fathers His Own Granddaughter Whom He Marries
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Man Who Weds Daughter Fathers His Own Granddaughter Whom He Marries

June 14th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Bernard Kingsley of rural Moorhead married his own daughter, Trixi, after the mother lost her battle with King, their pure-bred pit-bull. The wedding of Bernard to his own daughter Trixi was accompanied by...
Janitor Charged With Fondling Church Organ
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Janitor Charged With Fondling Church Organ

June 10th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – Unhappy church officials at the House Of God Inc. are investigating an alleged fondling of their church organ. A man who had apparently dressed himself up to look like the church janitor was caught groping...
Lady Attacked By Lobsters In Grocery Seafood Section
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Lady Attacked By Lobsters In Grocery Seafood Section

June 6th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – We’ve all walked by the bubbling lobster tank in the meat and seafood area of a grocery store. While doing some recent shopping in a popular Moorhead grocery store, Mrs. Maxima Underhill began walking...
World-Wide Jogger Returns Home To Nobody
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World-Wide Jogger Returns Home To Nobody

May 26th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Joggins, Nova Scotia – Archie Blackburn set out 22 years ago to jog around the entire world. He had jotted this goal down on a bar napkin after a few margaritas and then decided to really do it. The next day, when he began...
Bean Bag Toss Game Goes Back To Caveman Days
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Bean Bag Toss Game Goes Back To Caveman Days

May 22nd, 2014 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – A new recent archaeological finding shows that cavemen played the Bean Bag Toss game. This ever-popular game is also called CornHole since bags of corn were used by cavemen during times of abundant harvest to...
Cloned Cloners Create Two-Headed Mule
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Cloned Cloners Create Two-Headed Mule

May 18th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Madison, WI – After one researcher bet that it could not be done, another had to prove him wrong. At the University of Wisconsin Cloning Center, history has once again been made. Two researchers, who are each a clone of the...
Beautiful Meadow A Killing Field For LandShark
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Beautiful Meadow A Killing Field For LandShark

May 16th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Meadowlands, MN – We are standing at the spot of a LandShark attack. Some call it the Bermuda Triangle of the North. Others simply call it the LandShark Lunchroom. Is this for real or just another Facebook Folklore? Dr....
Funny Looking Man Finds Bar Of Gold In Red River
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Funny Looking Man Finds Bar Of Gold In Red River

May 14th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A funny looking man named Sid Bingsted found a large bar of gold on the banks of the Red River near Fargo, ND. Mister Bingsted believes that it could be worth a lot of money based upon its girth-size. He...
Many Towns & Cities Are Being Taken Over By Dogs
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Many Towns & Cities Are Being Taken Over By Dogs

May 7th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Dogwood, TX – In what some are seeing as a new national trend, the official new mayor of Dogwood, Texas is…a DOG! As they say, every dog has its day, and in this case, Baxter is his name and politics is his game. All...