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How To Tell If A Bird Has The Bird Flu
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How To Tell If A Bird Has The Bird Flu

April 16th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Birdeye, Arkansas – With the Avian Flu starting to spread its nasty wings, it might be helpful for us all to know the signs of a Sick Bird. After months and months of careful research, the FM Observer has put together a...
Fargo Tops State With Seven I-94 Exits
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Fargo Tops State With Seven I-94 Exits

April 8th, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—The results are finally in! Fargo, for the eighteenth year in a row, was awarded the honor of Most Independent I-94 Highway Exits with an estimable 7. ND Department Of Transportation Administrator Hifton Gasscage...
Returned Diversion Assessment Ballots Being Used To Build Diversion
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Returned Diversion Assessment Ballots Being Used To Build Diversion

April 6th, 2015 | by Nick
All of your returned ‘NO’ ballots will be put to good use Fargo, ND—Local property owners: Did you recently find a flood risk ballot in your mailbox asking you to help fund the FM Diversion project? Did you open it,...
International Pi Day Is Here! How Are You Celebrating?
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International Pi Day Is Here! How Are You Celebrating?

March 14th, 2015 | by Nick
It’s March 14th, 2015! Did you know that this date holds significance for fans of a certain mathematical constant? 3/14/15 is International Pi Day. Those five numbers, in order, are the first five numbers of Pi (π), the...
Minnesota Tells Residents To Stick It To Fargo
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Minnesota Tells Residents To Stick It To Fargo

March 13th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fergus Falls, MN – Apparently not everyone in Minnesota loves Fargo as much as Fargo does. Emotions seem to be running quite high after a Minnesota County Board made and seconded a motion to “Stick It To Fargo”....
Oceans Rising Faster Than Predicted: Millions Moving To North Dakota
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Oceans Rising Faster Than Predicted: Millions Moving To North Dakota

March 10th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Cape Cod, MA – As Global Warming continues to melt the polar ice caps down to nothing, the oceans are rising faster than originally expected. Dr. Alice Melton, who is the top scientist with Make Earth Less Troubled (MELT)...
FMO Reporter Describes Seeing A Ghost
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FMO Reporter Describes Seeing A Ghost

March 7th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Hauntown, Iowa – Gabrial Aimes here, reporting from Hauntown, Iowa, at the very sight, where I just saw a ghost. Yes, with my very own eyes, I saw the ghost, first go into this house behind me here, and then, the ghost...
No One Leaves Alive From This Fargo Haunted House
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No One Leaves Alive From This Fargo Haunted House

March 7th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – It’s the place everyone knows about, but no one talks about. Fargo’s Minister Mansion, as it is called, is thee most haunted house between Moorhead, Minnesota and Missoula, Montana. If you...
Obituary: FM Observer Secretary Gertrude Clagbung
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Obituary: FM Observer Secretary Gertrude Clagbung

March 6th, 2015 | by Nick
News Of Yore: 27th May, 1899 The FM Observer is sad to report that the ravages of dysentery have claimed a valued member of our fake news agency. Our beloved secretary, Gertrude Clagbung, fought a short-lived battle with the Red...
NASA Rocket Launch Bringing Two Of Every Species To The Moon
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NASA Rocket Launch Bringing Two Of Every Species To The Moon

February 13th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Moonshine, Illinois – NASA has unveiled its new Noah’s Rocket designed to bring two of every animal species to the moon in a last-ditch effort to save the Animal Kingdom from an imminent world-wide cataclysm. N.O.A.H....