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Hitch-a-Bitch Doggy Dating Service to Open In Fargo
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Hitch-a-Bitch Doggy Dating Service to Open In Fargo

January 27th, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—Pet owners often wonder: does my dog get lonely sitting home by itself while i’m away? The answer is most certainly yes. Rover is scared, anxious and above all, lonely when you’re not there. But he...
New FDA Drug Approved For Your Sick Dog
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New FDA Drug Approved For Your Sick Dog

January 26th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Do you have a DOG? Is your dog SICK? Congratulations! You just might have a SICK DOG! With the recent onset of the Dog Flu, the FDA (Federal Dog Agency) has approved a new drug called SICK DOG for testing on...
Justin Beaver Pleads Drunk To All Charges
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Justin Beaver Pleads Drunk To All Charges

January 24th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Beaver Hills, CA – To the charges of driving his Lamborghini under the influence of alcohol, Justin Beaver pleaded Drunk to all of the charges. While in court, the Beav explained to the judge in the case that it was not...
FM Observer Asks: How Fricking Cold Is It?
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FM Observer Asks: How Fricking Cold Is It?

January 22nd, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, North Dakota – It’s time once again for the FM Observer to shiveringly ask the proverbial question: How cold is it? So, how fricking cold is it? It’s so cold that polar bears are building their own...
New Events Being Added To Winter Olympics
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New Events Being Added To Winter Olympics

January 21st, 2014 | by Johnnny
Sochi, Russia – Olympics officials have announced some new and exciting events that will make their international debut at the Sochi Winter Olympic Games. SnowCat Fights: Women from opposing countries try to run each other...
Nigerian Prince Email Scam Academy Set to Launch This Spring
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Nigerian Prince Email Scam Academy Set to Launch This Spring

January 20th, 2014 | by Nick
Nigeria—A country in Africa that is widely-known as a haven for princes-turned-internet scammers is slated to open its first internet-based scam academy this April. The Nigerian Scam Academy (NSA) is now accepting open...
North Korean Glee Club To Tour America
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North Korean Glee Club To Tour America

January 19th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Pyongyang, North Korea – The North Korean National Men’s Glee Club will soon be coming to the United States. In a deal recently hatched by North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un and U.S. Envoy Dennis Rodman, the impressive...
Breaking Bad Creating New Crop Of Chemists
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Breaking Bad Creating New Crop Of Chemists

January 17th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Albuquerque, NM – The AMC TV series Breaking Bad recently won a much-deserved Golden Globe award for best dramatic TV series. Bryan Lee Cranston also won a Golden Globe for best actor in a TV dramatic series. He plays a...
Area Man Hiding Secret Phil Collins Obsession
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Area Man Hiding Secret Phil Collins Obsession

January 16th, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—A friend of yours really likes Phil Collins but doesn’t want you to know, the Observer has learned. Recently, an area man looked left, looked right, then back over his shoulder as he discreetly plucked his...
Fargo Proud To Be Named Drunkest City In America
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Fargo Proud To Be Named Drunkest City In America

January 14th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Fargo is proud to recently be named the drunkest city in the nation. How proud is Fargo of this new distinction? So proud that the Fargo City Commission immediately passed a unanimous resolution declaring...