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Classes, We Are Offering. Yoda Speak, You Shall Learn.
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Classes, We Are Offering. Yoda Speak, You Shall Learn.

January 13th, 2014 | by Nick
ND, Fargo—Proud to announce, FM Observer is: Anastrophe classes, we’re providing. What, anastrophe is? Normal syntactic order of words, the inversion of. Yoda talks, it is how. Excited to offer them, we are. Take them,...
Dr. Fenster Helps Answer Some Baby Questions
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Dr. Fenster Helps Answer Some Baby Questions

January 11th, 2014 | by Johnnny
The FM Observer is proud to add another expert to our growing staff. Dr. Niles Fenster M.D. is a well-respected pediatrician with special training in teaching parents how to identify the causes of some of the problems they might...
Weirdos Believe Secret Underground Community Exists Beneath Hollywood Hills
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Weirdos Believe Secret Underground Community Exists Beneath Hollywood Hills

January 10th, 2014 | by Nick
Hollywood, CA—Several mentally-troubled outsiders believe there exists a secret underground celebrity community beneath the rolling hills of Hollywood, California. Locals are skeptical, but crazies are convinced that...
Priceless Document Eaten By Fargo Dog
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Priceless Document Eaten By Fargo Dog

January 8th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Retired teacher Olydia Blankstad was living in her modest home at 414 Gregory Lane on a very limited retirement income from 50 years of teaching American history. At the ripe age of 86, she had lost both her...
Recreational Use of Alcohol Now Legal In Colorado
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Recreational Use of Alcohol Now Legal In Colorado

January 6th, 2014 | by Nick
Denver, CO—At the turn of the new year, legislation passed in the state of Colorado permitted  “liquor stores” to begin selling alcoholic beverages over-the-counter directly to citizens. This has infuriated MAID...
Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Denies That He Denied Being Gay
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Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Denies That He Denied Being Gay

January 5th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Green Gay, Wisconsin – Shortly after quarterback Aaron Rodgers recently denied being gay, he came out and denied that he made the original denial. The starr quarterback for the Green Bay Packers is essentially denying that...
Do You Know Whose Mouth This Is?
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Do You Know Whose Mouth This Is?

January 3rd, 2014 | by Johnnny
FM Observer Headquarters – As you know, January is National Mouth Month. So, back by popular demand, we are once again having our annual Guess Whose Mouth This Is contest. The winner will win a treasure trove of prizes...
Area Man Wants To Tell You All About Epic New Year’s Eve Party
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Area Man Wants To Tell You All About Epic New Year’s Eve Party

January 2nd, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—Below-zero temps never stopped one area man from having a good time on New Year’s Eve! Vince Noisewater of Fargo had a rockin’ good time on New Year’s Eve, and now you’re gonna hear about it....
Chris Christie: “I want to eat more voters in 2014”
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Chris Christie: “I want to eat more voters in 2014”

December 31st, 2013 | by Nick
The FM Observer was granted permission to speak with currently-seated New Jersey Governor Chris Christie (R). In a recently staged phone interview, the Observer asked a series of questions pertaining to his political practice,...
Results From Our Year-End Photo Caption Contest!
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Results From Our Year-End Photo Caption Contest!

December 29th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Thanks to all of FM Observer’s creative readers, we received more than 500 entries to our FM Observer Year-End Photo Caption Contest! Here are the Top Ten Captions that were submitted to go with the “Bag O’...