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Get Your Ass To The Moon Soon
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Get Your Ass To The Moon Soon

December 28th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Los Angeles, CA – At the swanky home of Sir Ashton Kutcher, plans are well underway to begin the Earthification of the Moon. Ashton Kutcher and Buzz Aldrin are self-appointed co-chairmen of the Moon Earthification...
McDonald’s To Introduce Two New Sandwiches
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McDonald’s To Introduce Two New Sandwiches

December 23rd, 2013 | by Johnnny
Oak Brook, IL – Ronald McDonald is excited to announce the addition of two new meat sandwiches to their international chain restaurant McMenu. The McDonald’s Corporation will soon be unveiling the McHorse sandwich,...
Area Wife Elated After Leaky Faucet Turns Into Entire Bathroom Remodel
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Area Wife Elated After Leaky Faucet Turns Into Entire Bathroom Remodel

December 19th, 2013 | by Nick
Moorhead, MN—Local woman and homeowner Cynthia Noisewater couldn’t be happier today after what appeared to be nothing more than a drippy bathroom faucet snowballed into a “full teardown and rebuild” of her...
FM Observer Invites Russians To Bookmark Our Website
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FM Observer Invites Russians To Bookmark Our Website

December 18th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Dear People Of Mother Russia: Дорогие люди России-матушки: We are your friends. Мы ваши друзья. We mean you no harm. Мы не причиним вам никакого вреда. We come in...
One Millionth ObamaCare Signee To Receive Free Healthcare For Life
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One Millionth ObamaCare Signee To Receive Free Healthcare For Life

December 10th, 2013 | by Nick
Washington, DC—In an effort to bolster support for his controversial new healthcare system, President Obama announced today that the 1,000,000th Affordable Care Act registrar will be awarded free healthcare for life....
Coach Bohl To Become Pastor Bohl
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Coach Bohl To Become Pastor Bohl

December 8th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The spiritual leader of the champion NDSU Bison is about to trade in his coaching cap for a clerical collar. Coach Craig Bohl has announced he will be packing his bags and moving to Wyoming. He will become the...
Major Snowstorm to Hit North Dakota on Wednesday December 4th, 2013!
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Major Snowstorm to Hit North Dakota on Wednesday December 4th, 2013!

December 4th, 2013 | by Nick
Major Snowstorm to Hit North Dakota on Wednesday December 4th,...
OBAMACAR: If You Like Your Car, You Can Keep Your Car
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OBAMACAR: If You Like Your Car, You Can Keep Your Car

December 1st, 2013 | by Johnnny
Warshington, DC – President Obama’s new Affordable Car Act (or as many affectionately call it: ‘ObamaCar’) was secretly rammed through Congress by Democrats in the middle of the night, while...
Snoopy Banned From Parade For Using Inhalants
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Snoopy Banned From Parade For Using Inhalants

November 27th, 2013 | by Johnnny
New York, New York – America’s most loved mutt has been banned from the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Snoopy has tested positive for using inhalants. Authorities first suspected the mongrel of inhalant usage...
LEAKED: New University of North Dakota Team Logo/Nickname
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LEAKED: New University of North Dakota Team Logo/Nickname

November 26th, 2013 | by Nick
Grand Forks, ND—Sources have confirmed the existence of a newly revamped UND sports team jersey! This photo, leaked by an insider at the University of North Dakota, shows a rough depiction of a team hockey jersey embroidered...