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West Fargo Teacher Stung By A Sting Operation
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West Fargo Teacher Stung By A Sting Operation

November 24th, 2013 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND –  A young teacher at the West Fargo High Skool named Gordon Summers (age 32), was allegedly, the subject of a school-girl fantasy. She wanted him, so badly, and she knew what she wanted to be. Inside her,...
Kangaroo Boxing Coming To Fargo
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Kangaroo Boxing Coming To Fargo

November 22nd, 2013 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The Australian champion kangaroo boxer is coming to Fargo. Boppers is his name and boxing is his game. Kangaroo boxing is one of the most popular sports down under in Australia. The sport is quickly...
ISIS Family Celebrates Joyous “Death To America” Holiday
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ISIS Family Celebrates Joyous “Death To America” Holiday

November 21st, 2013 | by Nick
Al Jalaa, Syria—ISIS families across the Middle-East are set to gather around the tire fire tomorrow evening for their yearly Death To America holiday celebration. Death To America day coincides with the American holiday of...
Red River Diversion On Hold Due To Analysis Paralysis
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Red River Diversion On Hold Due To Analysis Paralysis

November 20th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Red River Valley – After years of maps and meetings, officials are throwing their hands up and saying “Enough is enough!” “We give up and need a fucking break from all this shit.” said Norman...
How To Build An Underground Bunker
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How To Build An Underground Bunker

November 18th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Your Town, USA – In our on-going effort to bring you free adult education classes, the FM Observer is proud to present our next, in a series of lessons for modern day survival. This article focuses on “How To Build...
Downer Changing Its Name To Xanax
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Downer Changing Its Name To Xanax

November 17th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Downer, MN – The sleepy town of Downer, Minnesota says it is time for a name change. All seven residents voted unanimously to change the name from Downer to Xanax. The mayor of Downer, speaking from his basement couch,...
New Trans-Sexual Hair Salon Opens In Moorhead
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New Trans-Sexual Hair Salon Opens In Moorhead

November 15th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – A brand new hair salon will soon be opening in Moorhead.  And it’s name shall be Flaire. It shall exclusively cater to trans–sexuals. And it’s name shall be Flaire. Owner, Flaire Dane,...
World’s Greatest Dad Mug Added to Dad Hall Of Fame
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World’s Greatest Dad Mug Added to Dad Hall Of Fame

November 14th, 2013 | by Nick
Flint, MI—The results are in! The yearly induction of fatherly memorabilia into the Dad Hall Of Fame has been decided. Executives have voted to induct the World’s Greatest Dad mug into the Dad Hall Of Fame in Flint,...
Google Maps Street View Boat Discovers Bermuda Triangle
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Google Maps Street View Boat Discovers Bermuda Triangle

November 8th, 2013 | by Nick
Mountain View, CA—Google’s proprietary mapping application Google Maps continues to bring locations around the globe to the tips of your fingers with its roving band of Street View camera cars, jeeps and boats. There is...
Meth Revealed To Be Totally Awesome In Small Doses
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Meth Revealed To Be Totally Awesome In Small Doses

November 6th, 2013 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—A recent study concludes that methamphetamine, the horribly corrosive and addictive narcotic, is said to be “totally awesome” in small doses. Researchers at the Fargo Institute of Technology (FIT)...