Celebrity

Santa’s Warning Letter To Naughty Children
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Santa’s Warning Letter To Naughty Children

November 3rd, 2013 | by Johnnny
The North Pole – Fargo was recently in the national news for a lady’s obesity letter being given out to fat trick-or-treaters. Now, children in the greater Fargo-Moorhead area are being targeted once again. Santa...
Xbox One VS PS4 Fanboy Off
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Xbox One VS PS4 Fanboy Off

October 31st, 2013 | by Bill Burns
The Xbox One and the PS4 are set to be released this November.  This leaves the fanboys of each console at war with each other. They have taken to Twitter and Facebook to do battle!   Round 1   Round 2 Round 3  ...
In response to that Fargo woman’s Halloween letter to obese kids
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In response to that Fargo woman’s Halloween letter to obese kids

October 30th, 2013 | by Nick
A Fargo woman called Y-94 the other day and said she was going to hand out letters to “moderately obese” children in lieu of edible goodies because no, that’s not tasteless or shameful at all. In response to...
Don’t You Dare Put That Dick Pic Of Yours On The Internet
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Don’t You Dare Put That Dick Pic Of Yours On The Internet

October 23rd, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Have you ever been searching the internet and randomly ran into something you were absolutely not looking for?  For example, you were surfing Tumblr or any other blog site.  It’s 11 a.m on a Saturday morning....
Objects Miley Cyrus Has Not Violated
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Objects Miley Cyrus Has Not Violated

October 21st, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Miley Cyrus has violated a lot of objects over the past few months.  However, there are a lot of objects Miley Cyrus has not gotten to yet.   these poodles     these witches brooms    this...
Flamingo Union To Go On Strike
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Flamingo Union To Go On Strike

October 21st, 2013 | by Johnnny
Flamingo Road, FL – Angered by the recent government shut-down’s effect on business at FlamingoLand, and the fact that Obamacare is only for humans and not for birds, hundreds of pink flamingos are threatening to...
Pet Halloween Costume Contest
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Pet Halloween Costume Contest

October 14th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
The FM Observer is looking for Fargo-Moorhead’s cutest Halloween pet. Dress your pet into their best Halloween costume and send photos to...
The Pro Hashtagger
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The Pro Hashtagger

October 10th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
What better way to spend your time than hashtagging the shit out of something.  Whenever I see a picture with hashtags the first thing I think of is, “How can I hashtag the ever living shit out of this thang.” The...
Government Healthcare Bullies Americans Into Giant SNAFU
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Government Healthcare Bullies Americans Into Giant SNAFU

October 9th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Warshington, DC – As the tentacles of Obamacare grow deeper into what’s left of the American Dream, citizens are being coerced into compliance with a most unpopular law. President Obama initially blamed the Obamacare...
Jodie Foster Admits To Being Part Alien
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Jodie Foster Admits To Being Part Alien

October 8th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Hollywood, CA – Blond bombshell and award winning actress Jodie Foster has dropped a huge bomb on the Hollywood community. Ms. Foster recently tweeted that she is now openly admitting that she is “part alien”....