Recipes For Success

Loud Michael Bolton Music To Be Used At Southern Border To Dissuade Illegal Entries

Rio Grande, TX – Border patrol enforcement officers will soon be using an effective new weapon in their fight against illegal immigration across the southern border of the United States. Very loud Michael Bolton songs have...

Democrats Considering Lowering Voting Age To Ten While Offering Them Free Candy

Washington, DC – Nervous Democrats needing a win in the next presidential election are pushing to lower the voting age to ten while offering children free candy and recreational marijuana. Speaker Nancy Pelosi believes...

Vacationing President Trump Blames Democrats For Hurting His Golf Game

Palm Beach, FL – While vacationing at his humble Mar-a-Lago retreat, President Trump has taken time from his executive duties to play some executive golf. Unfortunately, his golf game seems to be suffering from all the...

Secret Santa Drops In Early At Many Local Businesses

Fargo, ND – Secret Santa has recently been making the rounds at many local Fargo businesses. For any employees who choose to participate in their Secret Santa program, it’s a chance to find out what are some of the...

How To Properly Entertain Guests In Your Home For Coffee Or Tea

West Fargo, ND – Our staff member who’s considered to be the Fargo-Moorhead area’s Ms. Manners is our very own Ms. Morning Ipson! Ms. Ipson has a few good tips for when you want to invite someone over to your...

President Trump Orders Up Some Hurricanes To Dissuade Caravan Of Illegals

Mexico City – As part of Project Dissuasion, President Trump ordered up two hurricanes in an effort to prevent The Caravan from reaching the United States. Working in close conjunction with the National Hurricane Center,...

Space Farce Soon Recruiting Members In Fargo

Force, Pennsylvania – What do you get if you combine the military with the future? The answer is: President Trump’s new Space Farce! Have you been wanting to get away from home and go see the universe? Then consider...

New Game Show On Fox Called “Find Your Parents” To Be Hosted By Roseanne Barr

Brownsville, TX – The Fox Channel believes it has a new hit game show called “Find Your Parents”. Immigrant children who have recently been separated from their parent(s) while illegally crossing the southern...

Dennis Rodman To Receive Nobel Peace Prize

Singapore – Former basketball great Dennis Rodman was notified before leaving Singapore that he will be receiving the Nobel Peace Prize. The official declaration reads: “By bringing North Korea’s Kim Jong-Un and...

Mueller Seeks To Penetrate Trump’s Personal Inner Sanctum With Long Large Probe

Washington, DC – Robert Mueller, the very special counsel appointed to investigate any and all possible links and/or coordination between the Russian government and the Donald Trump campaign is promising to leave no stones...