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9 Players To Watch In The World Cup
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9 Players To Watch In The World Cup

June 12th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
The 2014 World Cup in Brazil is near.  Here i’ll reveal some players that you must watch during the World Cup.   Christiano Rafeeke – That one guy who plays on that team with blue shirts. Gerard Dominichi...
World-Wide Jogger Returns Home To Nobody
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World-Wide Jogger Returns Home To Nobody

May 26th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Joggins, Nova Scotia – Archie Blackburn set out 22 years ago to jog around the entire world. He had jotted this goal down on a bar napkin after a few margaritas and then decided to really do it. The next day, when he began...
Bean Bag Toss Game Goes Back To Caveman Days
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Bean Bag Toss Game Goes Back To Caveman Days

May 22nd, 2014 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – A new recent archaeological finding shows that cavemen played the Bean Bag Toss game. This ever-popular game is also called CornHole since bags of corn were used by cavemen during times of abundant harvest to...
Cloned Cloners Create Two-Headed Mule
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Cloned Cloners Create Two-Headed Mule

May 18th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Madison, WI – After one researcher bet that it could not be done, another had to prove him wrong. At the University of Wisconsin Cloning Center, history has once again been made. Two researchers, who are each a clone of the...
Singer Paula Cole Rejoicing As Cowboys Finally Located
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Singer Paula Cole Rejoicing As Cowboys Finally Located

May 16th, 2014 | by Nick
Boston, MA – The Observer is happy to learn that musician Paula Cole is on cloud nine today after her beloved cowboys were recently discovered to have relocated to the frontier of West Texas where they’ve owned and...
Beautiful Meadow A Killing Field For LandShark
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Beautiful Meadow A Killing Field For LandShark

May 16th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Meadowlands, MN – We are standing at the spot of a LandShark attack. Some call it the Bermuda Triangle of the North. Others simply call it the LandShark Lunchroom. Is this for real or just another Facebook Folklore? Dr....
Wishing On A Star Yields Better Results For The Rich
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Wishing On A Star Yields Better Results For The Rich

May 14th, 2014 | by Kitz
Cambridge, MA – A new important study out of Harvard now solidly confirms what many have suspected for years. The common practice of “wishing on a star” seems to produce much more favorable outcomes for...
Jay Z Has 99 Problems And Solange Is One
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Jay Z Has 99 Problems And Solange Is One

May 13th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
As seen from the video below, Jay Z finally has a bitch as a problem. First off, start by playing the first video first. This is to get some nice background music for video two. After playing video one, play video two. Got it?...
Area Man Stares In Bewilderment At Printed Newspaper
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Area Man Stares In Bewilderment At Printed Newspaper

May 9th, 2014 | by Nick
Birmingham, AL—College Freshman Adam Callows, 19, stood there in a state of confusion yesterday as a gust of wind blew the front page of a printed news publication onto his left leg. “What the…?” he exclaimed...
Many Towns & Cities Are Being Taken Over By Dogs
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Many Towns & Cities Are Being Taken Over By Dogs

May 7th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Dogwood, TX – In what some are seeing as a new national trend, the official new mayor of Dogwood, Texas is…a DOG! As they say, every dog has its day, and in this case, Baxter is his name and politics is his game. All...