June 12th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns The 2014 World Cup in Brazil is near. Here i’ll reveal some players that you must watch during the World Cup. Christiano Rafeeke – That one guy who plays on that team with blue shirts. Gerard Dominichi...
May 26th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Joggins, Nova Scotia – Archie Blackburn set out 22 years ago to jog around the entire world. He had jotted this goal down on a bar napkin after a few margaritas and then decided to really do it. The next day, when he began...
May 22nd, 2014 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – A new recent archaeological finding shows that cavemen played the Bean Bag Toss game. This ever-popular game is also called CornHole since bags of corn were used by cavemen during times of abundant harvest to...
May 18th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Madison, WI – After one researcher bet that it could not be done, another had to prove him wrong. At the University of Wisconsin Cloning Center, history has once again been made. Two researchers, who are each a clone of the...
Boston, MA – The Observer is happy to learn that musician Paula Cole is on cloud nine today after her beloved cowboys were recently discovered to have relocated to the frontier of West Texas where they’ve owned and...
May 16th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Meadowlands, MN – We are standing at the spot of a LandShark attack. Some call it the Bermuda Triangle of the North. Others simply call it the LandShark Lunchroom. Is this for real or just another Facebook Folklore? Dr....
Cambridge, MA – A new important study out of Harvard now solidly confirms what many have suspected for years. The common practice of “wishing on a star” seems to produce much more favorable outcomes for...
May 13th, 2014 | by
Bill Burns As seen from the video below, Jay Z finally has a bitch as a problem. First off, start by playing the first video first. This is to get some nice background music for video two. After playing video one, play video two. Got it?...
Birmingham, AL—College Freshman Adam Callows, 19, stood there in a state of confusion yesterday as a gust of wind blew the front page of a printed news publication onto his left leg. “What the…?” he exclaimed...
May 7th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Dogwood, TX – In what some are seeing as a new national trend, the official new mayor of Dogwood, Texas is…a DOG! As they say, every dog has its day, and in this case, Baxter is his name and politics is his game. All...
