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Amish Taking Applications For New ND Settlement
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Amish Taking Applications For New ND Settlement

May 4th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Amishville, ND –  Have you been wishing for a simpler life? Looking to do some low-tech manual labor in a no-nonsense friendly rural setting? The Amish Organization is opening a new settlement in North Dakota soon and is...
Critics Argue Federal Prisons Too Comfortable
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Critics Argue Federal Prisons Too Comfortable

April 27th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fedhaven, FL – The Federal Bureau of Prisons is under fire for making some of their newest prisons “too comfortable”. A few congressional critics are wondering how the so-called “country club...
Youngsters Drinking Coffee A Disturbing New Trend
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Youngsters Drinking Coffee A Disturbing New Trend

April 25th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In what many parents are seeing as a disturbing new trend, a growing number of very young children are drinking cups of coffee to get that “high school” feeling. Fargo police have been secretly...
James Cameron Postpones Avatar 2 Production To Find Missing Plane
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James Cameron Postpones Avatar 2 Production To Find Missing Plane

April 22nd, 2014 | by Nick
Hollywood, CA—Legendary Hollywood film producer and deep-sea-pod diver James Cameron has waited. He’s sat idly by while these so-called “professionals” attempt to retrieve the remains of Malaysian Airlines...
Fargo Mom Thought Marijuana Legalization Would Have Destroyed Colorado By Now
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Fargo Mom Thought Marijuana Legalization Would Have Destroyed Colorado By Now

April 20th, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo,ND−Area mother Cynthia Lincoln-Baxter finds herself utterly perplexed at the fact that Colorado hasn’t devolved into an absolute wasteland full of crime, poverty and despair since the state’s...
Donatella Versace Shares Her Beauty Secrets
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Donatella Versace Shares Her Beauty Secrets

April 18th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Hollywood, CA – The FM Observer’s Hollywood reporter, Tojo Saxton, caught up with the most beautiful Donatella Versace for a fun and informative interview. Enjoy! Tojo Saxton: Thanks for getting together! How have you...
Texas Governor To Pardon One Thousandth Death Row Execution
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Texas Governor To Pardon One Thousandth Death Row Execution

April 17th, 2014 | by Nick
Austin, TX—Last year, Texas became the first state to murder 500 death row inmates since the US Supreme Court reinstated capital punishment in 1976. The death row frontrunner has disposed of nearly five times as many...
Respawn Lays Out It’s Future With Titanfall
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Respawn Lays Out It’s Future With Titanfall

April 16th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
In a recent post, Steve Fukuda discussed the developer’s point of view to supporting the future of Titanfall and offered some insight as to what to expect. Some of these is the promise of ultimate transparency.  They...
Tear Duct Implants Gaining Popularity in Washington
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Tear Duct Implants Gaining Popularity in Washington

April 14th, 2014 | by Kitz
Washington, D.C. – A new cosmetic surgery trend is sweeping the nation’s capital. Tear duct implants, also known as “Sad Sacs”, are becoming increasingly popular among politicians whose inability to...
Expiring Windows XP Causes Widespread Computer Suicide
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Expiring Windows XP Causes Widespread Computer Suicide

April 8th, 2014 | by Nick
This is this decade’s Y2K.   Redmond, WA—They warned us. They tried to tell us. “We are discontinuing support for Windows XP,” Microsoft said. But did we listen? NOPE. We held onto those old XP computers...