January 15th, 2019 | by
Johnnny Devils Lake, ND – The Godfather of Global Warming has decided to punish the northern half of MegaKota by routing the icy Polar Vortex back into our entire region. FMO: “Algore, why did you decide to blast Northern...
November 21st, 2018 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – After a comprehensive state-wide survey, your FM Observer has painstakingly compiled a list of things for which North Dakotans have to be thankful. So, as you gather round your Thanksgiving dinner table and...
November 7th, 2018 | by
Johnnny With all the votes now in from the 2018 midterm elections, Measure 3 was successfully passed by a majority of voters in four North Dakota counties. So now, it will be legal for North Dakotans over the age of 20 who live in...
August 9th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Medora, ND – If you’re planning on attending the Medora Musical in Western North Dakota, you obviously have not done your homework. The FM Observer rates the Medora Musical the most over-hyped and under-whelming...
July 6th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Climax, MN – A tractor that started out in Crane, Montana ended up in Climax, Minnesota thanks to a very large and fast moving tornado. Tornadologist Corry Langfitt says he’s never seen anything like it: “Yeah,...
February 9th, 2018 | by
Johnnny Bismarck, ND – Even though it did seem a bit odd at the time, a Tsunami Warning was issued for the entire state of North Dakota. Without thinking, many folks in North Dakota did have a panicky knee-jerk reaction to the...
December 4th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – National weather experts will now be referring to any and all snowfall predictions in the future as Flake News in order to keep up with the changing times and tweets. The most recent example of Flake News for...
November 15th, 2017 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – The exciting sport of Cat Racing will soon be coming to Fargo! “Have some fun while betting on your favorite cat and get drunk at the same time. It just doesn’t get any better than that,” says...
August 23rd, 2017 | by
Johnnny Washington, DC – President Trump has announced that he and his first family will be vacationing in Fargo, North Dakota sometime in the near future, but is giving few details about the presidential trip. The President has...
July 22nd, 2017 | by
Johnnny Centralia, North Dakota – Where there once stood a vibrant little North Dakota town called Centralia, there is now nothing. “It’s like the town never even existed,” noted one stunned observer who drove by...
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