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Johnnny Sandusky, OH – To celebrate the longest day of the year, Dr. Michael Hunt and his lovely wife Susan decided to go for a fun afternoon ride on the Millennium Force rollercoaster in the Cedar Point amusement park. This...
June 17th, 2015 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – A young boy raising tadpoles for his fricking frog farm believes area mosquito sprayings caused one of his pet tadpoles to grow to Godzilla-sized proportions. The MegaToad which the boy named Goliath is...
June 13th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Grand Forks, ND – An historic old building in Grand Forks which dates back to the Ming Dynasty, is now available for large, wild parties. In the wake of the 1997 flood, the castle sustained enough damage for city...
June 11th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – In what some are calling a bold move, the Fargo Airport will soon allow street racing on the runways during times between flights. “Rather than endangering people on the city streets, the long Hector...
June 5th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Downer, MN – In the quaint Minnesota village of Downer (formerly known as Xanax), a large-group wedding of nine women and five men is expected to challenge the definition of marriage. The recent marriage of fourteen (14)...
June 5th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Kennedy Space Center, FL – NASA and the Burger King Corporation are very proud to announce that their joint effort to put a Burger King restaurant into space orbit has finally been realized. With today comes news that a...
May 31st, 2015 | by
Johnnny West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is proud to announce that it will soon become a 3-D website. All past, present, and future posts will be presented in three dimensionality. We have spent millions of dollars preparing our...
May 29th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – With the Redhawks baseball team off to a rough start to their season, players and fans are now simply hoping to eventually win a game. “We don’t care when it happens, just as long as we taste victory...
May 27th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Fanshawe, Oklahoma – The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) now possesses the capability of eliminating bad storm clouds. A special team of scientists led by Dr. Martin Zeeb have finally perfected the...
May 24th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Sabin, Minnesota – A new animal-friendly care institution recently opened South of Moorhead. The Sabin Observatory For Insane Animals (SOFIA) was designed to meet the special needs of pets that have gone completely crazy....
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