May 23rd, 2015 | by
Johnnny Leonard, Michigan – Even though the man who played Mr. Spock on Star Trek died on February 27, 2015, many believe that Leonard Nimoy’s spiritual essence, or katra, has been preserved. Videotape of Leonard...
May 20th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Mr. Clemont Dill of rural Fargo is being charged with the illegal cloning of a Dachshund. He supposedly has cloned his favorite dog, Pickles, over 250 times. Mr. Dill claims that Pickles has won many...
May 20th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, Minisoda – Donald Trump announced tomorrow that he will soon begin construction of a 57-story skyscraper in downtown Moorhead. Why Moorhead? The Donald’s answer: “Moorhead is a really, really great...
May 18th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Money Creek, Illinois – Dr. Finance is back with another excellent reader-submitted question: Dear Dr. Finance: My husband and I feel like we have way too much money. What should we do to make us feel better about...
May 16th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – A new way of keeping the long-term peace is coming to Fargo. BitchFest 3000 is way of helping people express their anger without destruction of property. BitchFest 3000 has been proven (in lab rat testing) to...
May 15th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Grand Forks, ND – With the Fighting Sioux nickname being run out of town by the NCAA, the Grand Forks Herald recently made available the list of all the submitted alternative nicknames for UND. Some of the ideas that were...
May 14th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – After the exciting announcement that the UBER RideShare Program was coming to Fargo, the FM Observer is excited to make another big announcement: People from the Fargo area will be able to catch a ride to...
May 12th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – A new theme park-style daycare service will soon be opening in Fargo. Spookhouse Daycare will provide excellently creepy care for today’s modern youth. Everything about Spookhouse Daycare will have a very...
May 7th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Fargo, North Dakota – Shania Twain, the famous daughter of the late Mark Twain, has just announced that she will be moving to Fargo, effective September 21, 2015. The singing superstar said that after performing in Fargo...
May 6th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Shakespeare, Alabama – In the midst of mucho bad news during the last year about the spread of diseases, the customary handshake is in danger of extinction. Governmental scientists armed with the latest governmental...
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