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Father’s Day Surprise: Wife Gives Birth During Rollercoaster Ride
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Father’s Day Surprise: Wife Gives Birth During Rollercoaster Ride

June 22nd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Sandusky, OH – To celebrate the longest day of the year, Dr. Michael Hunt and his lovely wife Susan decided to go for a fun afternoon ride on the Millennium Force rollercoaster in the Cedar Point amusement park. This...
Mosquito Spraying Turns Tadpole Into Giant MegaToad
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Mosquito Spraying Turns Tadpole Into Giant MegaToad

June 17th, 2015 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – A young boy raising tadpoles for his fricking frog farm believes area mosquito sprayings caused one of his pet tadpoles to grow to Godzilla-sized proportions. The MegaToad which the boy named Goliath is...
Condemned Grand Forks Castle Renting Out As Party House
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Condemned Grand Forks Castle Renting Out As Party House

June 13th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Grand Forks, ND – An historic old building in Grand Forks which dates back to the Ming Dynasty, is now available for large, wild parties. In the wake of the 1997 flood, the castle sustained enough damage for city...
Fargo Airport To Allow Runway Drag Racing In Between Flights
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Fargo Airport To Allow Runway Drag Racing In Between Flights

June 11th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – In what some are calling a bold move, the Fargo Airport will soon allow street racing on the runways during times between flights. “Rather than endangering people on the city streets, the long Hector...
Local Large-Group Marriage Expected To Go To The Supreme Court
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Local Large-Group Marriage Expected To Go To The Supreme Court

June 5th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Downer, MN – In the quaint Minnesota village of Downer (formerly known as Xanax), a large-group wedding of nine women and five men is expected to challenge the definition of marriage. The recent marriage of fourteen (14)...
New Cheeseburger-Shaped Space Restaurant Ready To Serve
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New Cheeseburger-Shaped Space Restaurant Ready To Serve

June 5th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Kennedy Space Center, FL – NASA and the Burger King Corporation are very proud to announce that their joint effort to put a Burger King restaurant into space orbit has finally been realized. With today comes news that a...
FM Observer Soon Going 3-Dimensional
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FM Observer Soon Going 3-Dimensional

May 31st, 2015 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is proud to announce that it will soon become a 3-D website. All past, present, and future posts will be presented in three dimensionality. We have spent millions of dollars preparing our...
Fargo’s Redhawks Just Hoping To Win A Game
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Fargo’s Redhawks Just Hoping To Win A Game

May 29th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – With the Redhawks baseball team off to a rough start to their season, players and fans are now simply hoping to eventually win a game. “We don’t care when it happens, just as long as we taste victory...
Super Fans Will Blow Storm Clouds Away
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Super Fans Will Blow Storm Clouds Away

May 27th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fanshawe, Oklahoma – The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) now possesses the capability of eliminating bad storm clouds. A special team of scientists led by Dr. Martin Zeeb have finally perfected the...
New Insane Asylum For Pets Gives Families Hope
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New Insane Asylum For Pets Gives Families Hope

May 24th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Sabin, Minnesota – A new animal-friendly care institution recently opened South of Moorhead. The Sabin Observatory For Insane Animals (SOFIA) was designed to meet the special needs of pets that have gone completely crazy....