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Glyndon MN Considering Covering Entire Town With A Clear Dome

Glyndon, MN – The quaint town of Glyndon which is often merely thought of as a suburb of Dilworth will possibly soon be covered with a good-sized clear plastic dome thus making it one of the largest greenhouses in the...

Ways To Stay Warm During A North Dakota Winter

West Fargo, ND – We asked all of our FMO team members to brainstorm various ways to stay warm during the dead of winter here near Fargo, North Dakota. We then slowly simmered the list of a hundred ideas down into this Top...

Global Cooling Forces Fargo To Purchase Ice Breaker For Red River

Fargo, ND – “Drastic times require drastic measures,” notes Marvin Nimmaster, president of the Red River Coast Guard Society as the City of Fargo has voted unanimously to purchase a Class-D All-Weather...

Global Warmers Now Say Global Cooling Is Evidence Of Long Term Warming Trend

International Falls, MN – After Global Warmers from all around the world met in Minnesota, they all agreed that slightly falsified data now conclusively shows that Global Cooling is part of Global Warming and that the only...

All Climate Change Deniers To Be ‘Rounded Up’ And Sent To Work Camps

Marfa, TX – Ever since the threat of carbon emissions was deemed to be the #1 threat to our country’s safety, Big Government is wasting no time in dealing with deniers of Climate Change. All who have publicly (or...

National Bonfire Month To Help Combat Global Cooling

Firestone, CO – This is National Bonfire Month designed to help fight against Global Cooling and the next Glacial Age. With average global temperatures showing a general cooling trend instead of the much-hyped global...