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How To Get Rid Of Man Boobs
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How To Get Rid Of Man Boobs

September 24th, 2013 | by Johnnny
La Push, Washington – For any man with man boobs, a new exercise has been specifically developed just for you. As you may have seen, man boobs is a growing problem usually among middle-aged men. It affects everyone from...
Oscar The Grouch Admits He Is Made Of Marijuana
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Oscar The Grouch Admits He Is Made Of Marijuana

September 12th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Oscar The Grouch, a muppet character from the ever so popular kids show Sesame Street, has finally come clean about himself. Today on Good Morning America, Oscar has revealed to the world that he is actually made out of...
New Government Board Game: The Red Line
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New Government Board Game: The Red Line

September 3rd, 2013 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – The Obamadministration is mandating that all Americans will need to purchase a new government board game called “The Red Line”. It is, in part, designed to educate the American public about...
Amanda Bynes Is A Ghost
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Amanda Bynes Is A Ghost

August 24th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
The Amanda Bynes meltdown is going just as expected.  She has reportedly been moved Los Angeles psychiatric center that previously treated Brittney Spears.  She is following previous celebrities footsteps just wonderfully....
Pink Eye SuperBug Is Highly Contagious
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Pink Eye SuperBug Is Highly Contagious

August 22nd, 2013 | by Johnnny
Pink Hill, North Carolina – Just as millions of children are heading back to school, researchers at the Pink Eye Research Village (PERV) in Pink Hill, North Carolina are studying a new pink eye superbug which is not only...
Fargo Reality Show Details Revealed
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Fargo Reality Show Details Revealed

August 8th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – A local promotional company is looking for reality show contestants.  It has been revealed that the contestants will be competing to be Taylor Swift’s next boyfriend.  The winner will also be entitled to...
Russian 2014 Olympics To Be Celebration Of Gayness
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Russian 2014 Olympics To Be Celebration Of Gayness

August 8th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Sochi, Russia – As a strong sign to the international community that Russia is becoming more open and friendly, Russian leaders have let it be known that the upcoming 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi will, in part, be a giant...
White Man To Marry Black Bear
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White Man To Marry Black Bear

July 25th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Beartown, Pennsylvania – When Barry Ambrose was growing up as a young boy, he loved his stuffed black Teddy Bear. Unfortunately, that original Teddy Bear was suddenly lost when his family’s home went up in flames....
Google To Image Inside Of All Homes
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Google To Image Inside Of All Homes

July 24th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Mountain View, CA – Google recently announced that their controversial Street-View cameras will soon be coming into your home. Ready or not, your home or apartment will have a Google Home-View camera probe and document your...
FM Observer Wins Best Website Award
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FM Observer Wins Best Website Award

July 16th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is proud to announce that it has been selected to receive the prestigious Best Website Award. This amazing award came with a short note from the selection committee: “For continuously...