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FM Observer Invites Russians To Bookmark Our Website
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FM Observer Invites Russians To Bookmark Our Website

December 18th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Dear People Of Mother Russia: Дорогие люди России-матушки: We are your friends. Мы ваши друзья. We mean you no harm. Мы не причиним вам никакого вреда. We come in...
Kanye West T-Shirt Available Once Again.
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Kanye West T-Shirt Available Once Again.

December 12th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
A few months back, Kanye west released upon the masses a $120 dollar ‘hip hop’ white t-shirt.  You read that right.  A $120 dollar regular white cotton t-shirt.  If you were planning on trying to stop the planet...
One Millionth ObamaCare Signee To Receive Free Healthcare For Life
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One Millionth ObamaCare Signee To Receive Free Healthcare For Life

December 10th, 2013 | by Nick
Washington, DC—In an effort to bolster support for his controversial new healthcare system, President Obama announced today that the 1,000,000th Affordable Care Act registrar will be awarded free healthcare for life....
OBAMACAR: If You Like Your Car, You Can Keep Your Car
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OBAMACAR: If You Like Your Car, You Can Keep Your Car

December 1st, 2013 | by Johnnny
Warshington, DC – President Obama’s new Affordable Car Act (or as many affectionately call it: ‘ObamaCar’) was secretly rammed through Congress by Democrats in the middle of the night, while...
Black Friday Is Upon Us!
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Black Friday Is Upon Us!

November 28th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
The holy day of crazy people is upon us.  Reports around the U.S of fights breaking out are already coming in.  The best part is, it’s free for us normal folk to watch when it could possibly be pay-per-view.    ...
Snoopy Banned From Parade For Using Inhalants
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Snoopy Banned From Parade For Using Inhalants

November 27th, 2013 | by Johnnny
New York, New York – America’s most loved mutt has been banned from the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Snoopy has tested positive for using inhalants. Authorities first suspected the mongrel of inhalant usage...
ISIS Family Celebrates Joyous “Death To America” Holiday
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ISIS Family Celebrates Joyous “Death To America” Holiday

November 21st, 2013 | by Nick
Al Jalaa, Syria—ISIS families across the Middle-East are set to gather around the tire fire tomorrow evening for their yearly Death To America holiday celebration. Death To America day coincides with the American holiday of...
World’s Greatest Dad Mug Added to Dad Hall Of Fame
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World’s Greatest Dad Mug Added to Dad Hall Of Fame

November 14th, 2013 | by Nick
Flint, MI—The results are in! The yearly induction of fatherly memorabilia into the Dad Hall Of Fame has been decided. Executives have voted to induct the World’s Greatest Dad mug into the Dad Hall Of Fame in Flint,...
Google Maps Street View Boat Discovers Bermuda Triangle
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Google Maps Street View Boat Discovers Bermuda Triangle

November 8th, 2013 | by Nick
Mountain View, CA—Google’s proprietary mapping application Google Maps continues to bring locations around the globe to the tips of your fingers with its roving band of Street View camera cars, jeeps and boats. There is...
Flamingo Union To Go On Strike
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Flamingo Union To Go On Strike

October 21st, 2013 | by Johnnny
Flamingo Road, FL – Angered by the recent government shut-down’s effect on business at FlamingoLand, and the fact that Obamacare is only for humans and not for birds, hundreds of pink flamingos are threatening to...