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Drunk Zamboni Driver Ices Ex-Wife’s Property
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Drunk Zamboni Driver Ices Ex-Wife’s Property

February 13th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – It was probably bound to happen eventually. A drunk Zamboni driver “temporarily borrowed” the big ice machine to give his ex-wife an early Valentine’s Day present. Mr. Sam Pony has been charged...
Local Moms Gather For Nappy Hour
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Local Moms Gather For Nappy Hour

January 19th, 2015 | by Jill Burns
Moms from across the area are gathering today at 2 pm for the first ever Nappy Hour. This event consists of one hour in which moms come to take a nap. They are encouraged to bring a blanket, their pajamas, a mat, or whatever will...
New Dollar Hotel Perfect For Some Budgets
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New Dollar Hotel Perfect For Some Budgets

January 18th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Moorhead, MN – A new budget hotel is coming to the Fargo-Moorhead area. The Dollar Hotel will offer basic discount luxury. “Think of the DoHo as the hotel version of the Dollar Store”, said someone. Each room...
Local Man Who Dreamed He Was Flying Somehow Woke Up In Tokyo
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Local Man Who Dreamed He Was Flying Somehow Woke Up In Tokyo

January 5th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A local Fargo man who crawled into bed in Fargo at around 11:00 PM on December 29th, somehow amazingly woke up in Tokyo, Japan the next day. Dave Cooperfeld of 243 Pinecone Place says he had a dream that night...
Area Man Injured By Falling Gas Prices
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Area Man Injured By Falling Gas Prices

January 2nd, 2015 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—Local man Tarto Burstwalter is suing Phillip’s 66 after he claims he was hit by falling gas prices. The sudden drop was such a jolt that it left him paralyzed from the waist-down. “Never saw this...
Million Dollar Painting Found In Garage Rafters
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Million Dollar Painting Found In Garage Rafters

December 27th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Vern Vandegrift was lighting a cigar out in their cold, un-insulated, detached garage when he noticed something up in the frozen rafters. It appeared to be an old dusty box. Vern somehow got the box down from...
Terrible Socialite Diva Making Stop At West Acres
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Terrible Socialite Diva Making Stop At West Acres

December 23rd, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—The Observer has learned that Kula RePaParker, heiress to the vast RePaParker® line of stylish animal cosmetics, will be attempting to break the Guinness Book of World Records “most state malls shopped by...
Kids: The Christmas Presents Are In Your Parents’ Cursed Egyptian Sarcophagus
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Kids: The Christmas Presents Are In Your Parents’ Cursed Egyptian Sarcophagus

December 22nd, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—You can stop searching. The Observer has learned exactly where your parents are storing your Christmas presents, and it’s not in the location you’re used to. Your gifts are trapped in a centuries-old...
Missing Cat Found Wrapped Up Under Tree
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Missing Cat Found Wrapped Up Under Tree

December 21st, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After their dear sweet cat went missing for two days, the Dumstone family desperately dialed 9-1-1. Specially trained canine units were brought in to hopefully sniff out the lost feline. It turns out that Felix...
Heineken Home Deliveries Being Well Received
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Heineken Home Deliveries Being Well Received

December 11th, 2014 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Some towns still have home delivery services of milk from the milkman. Other home deliveries might include hot pizza and junk mail. One of the best days in our neighborhood is when the Heineken Man makes...