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Terrible Socialite Diva Making Stop At West Acres
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Terrible Socialite Diva Making Stop At West Acres

December 23rd, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—The Observer has learned that Kula RePaParker, heiress to the vast RePaParker® line of stylish animal cosmetics, will be attempting to break the Guinness Book of World Records “most state malls shopped by...
Kids: The Christmas Presents Are In Your Parents’ Cursed Egyptian Sarcophagus
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Kids: The Christmas Presents Are In Your Parents’ Cursed Egyptian Sarcophagus

December 22nd, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—You can stop searching. The Observer has learned exactly where your parents are storing your Christmas presents, and it’s not in the location you’re used to. Your gifts are trapped in a centuries-old...
Missing Cat Found Wrapped Up Under Tree
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Missing Cat Found Wrapped Up Under Tree

December 21st, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After their dear sweet cat went missing for two days, the Dumstone family desperately dialed 9-1-1. Specially trained canine units were brought in to hopefully sniff out the lost feline. It turns out that Felix...
Heineken Home Deliveries Being Well Received
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Heineken Home Deliveries Being Well Received

December 11th, 2014 | by Johnnny
West Fargo, ND – Some towns still have home delivery services of milk from the milkman. Other home deliveries might include hot pizza and junk mail. One of the best days in our neighborhood is when the Heineken Man makes...
Ted Talks Top Ted, Ted Tedman, Trucking To Town To Talk Teds
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Ted Talks Top Ted, Ted Tedman, Trucking To Town To Talk Teds

December 8th, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—The top Ted of Ted Talks, Ted Tedman, is coming to town for a “Talkin’ Ted” Ted Talk. Ted Talks scheduled two Ted Tedman Ted Talks at the Travelodge the weekend of January 8th and 9th....
More Memorable Moments From Cody Marthaller
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More Memorable Moments From Cody Marthaller

November 30th, 2014 | by Johnnny
As mentioned in a previous post, we recently lost Cody Marthaller, who was a dear friend and also a co-founder of this website. Back in 2004, Cody wrote: “Some time in life something will strike hard, but you just get back...
Man Riding Bike To Liquor Store Refuses To Re-Evaluate Life
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Man Riding Bike To Liquor Store Refuses To Re-Evaluate Life

November 29th, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—Upon riding his janky old Huffy to the Nestor off-sale for the 5th time this week, local drunkard Gendle Mungripper still actively refuses to re-evaluate what you or I would call an unfortunate life situation....
Exceedingly Mediocre Restaurant Tip Goes Viral
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Exceedingly Mediocre Restaurant Tip Goes Viral

November 26th, 2014 | by Cody Marthaller
Coon Rapids, Minn. — Applebee’s waitress Nicole MaHobbes’s Tuesday night shift ended in misery after she received a tip so extremely average that it could only be explained as “an obvious insult.”...
Marijuana-Scented Candles Frustrating Police
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Marijuana-Scented Candles Frustrating Police

November 20th, 2014 | by Kitz
Fargo, ND – Police in Fargo say a recent uptick in disturbance calls can be attributed to the growing popularity of marijuana-scented candles. Dispatchers estimate they have received approximately 420 complaints about...
BREAKING: Your Mortal Soul Now Belongs To This Warlock
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BREAKING: Your Mortal Soul Now Belongs To This Warlock

November 18th, 2014 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—The Observer would like to regretfully inform you that your mortal soul, however puny and insignificant it may be, now belongs to this devious warlock. Yes, you’re really screwed now. It was this whispering...