April 6th, 2015 | by
Nick All of your returned ‘NO’ ballots will be put to good use Fargo, ND—Local property owners: Did you recently find a flood risk ballot in your mailbox asking you to help fund the FM Diversion project? Did you open it,...
March 13th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Fergus Falls, MN – Apparently not everyone in Minnesota loves Fargo as much as Fargo does. Emotions seem to be running quite high after a Minnesota County Board made and seconded a motion to “Stick It To Fargo”....
March 7th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – It’s the place everyone knows about, but no one talks about. Fargo’s Minister Mansion, as it is called, is thee most haunted house between Moorhead, Minnesota and Missoula, Montana. If you...
February 13th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – It was probably bound to happen eventually. A drunk Zamboni driver “temporarily borrowed” the big ice machine to give his ex-wife an early Valentine’s Day present. Mr. Sam Pony has been charged...
January 19th, 2015 | by
Jill Burns Moms from across the area are gathering today at 2 pm for the first ever Nappy Hour. This event consists of one hour in which moms come to take a nap. They are encouraged to bring a blanket, their pajamas, a mat, or whatever will...
January 18th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Moorhead, MN – A new budget hotel is coming to the Fargo-Moorhead area. The Dollar Hotel will offer basic discount luxury. “Think of the DoHo as the hotel version of the Dollar Store”, said someone. Each room...
January 5th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – A local Fargo man who crawled into bed in Fargo at around 11:00 PM on December 29th, somehow amazingly woke up in Tokyo, Japan the next day. Dave Cooperfeld of 243 Pinecone Place says he had a dream that night...
January 2nd, 2015 | by
Nick Fargo, ND—Local man Tarto Burstwalter is suing Phillip’s 66 after he claims he was hit by falling gas prices. The sudden drop was such a jolt that it left him paralyzed from the waist-down. “Never saw this...
December 27th, 2014 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – Vern Vandegrift was lighting a cigar out in their cold, un-insulated, detached garage when he noticed something up in the frozen rafters. It appeared to be an old dusty box. Vern somehow got the box down from...
December 23rd, 2014 | by
Nick Fargo, ND—The Observer has learned that Kula RePaParker, heiress to the vast RePaParker® line of stylish animal cosmetics, will be attempting to break the Guinness Book of World Records “most state malls shopped by...
