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Wounded Knee Could Leave Adrian Peterson A Paralegal For The Rest Of His Life
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Wounded Knee Could Leave Adrian Peterson A Paralegal For The Rest Of His Life

September 19th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Minneapolis, MN – After only seven quarters of football, Adrian Peterson’s 2016 season appears to be in serious jeopardy. While Colin Kaepernick has been taking a knee during the National Anthem, Adrian Peterson is...
NDSU Changing Its School Song To: We Are The Champions!
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NDSU Changing Its School Song To: We Are The Champions!

May 17th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Ever since the third verse of the NDSU Bison school song was found to have some “troubling” lyrics, the search has been on to pick a replacment song for “The Yellow and the Green” which...
Obama Names NDSU Bison Our National Football Team
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Obama Names NDSU Bison Our National Football Team

May 11th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Buffalo, NY – President Obama has graciously taken some time off his busy golf schedule to name the NDSU Bison our official national football team. Top spokesman for the president, Scheff Fleffly spoke on strict terms of...
North Dakota Unveils Its New State Flag
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North Dakota Unveils Its New State Flag

April 10th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – After the Fighting Sioux won their eighth national hockey championship, and with the fifth straight national title for the NDSU Bison football team, North Dakota has decided to change its state flag and...
Peyton Manning Announces Formation Of Senior Football League
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Peyton Manning Announces Formation Of Senior Football League

March 13th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Denver, CO – During Peyton Manning’s formal announcement of retirement from the Denver Broncos, he used the opportunity to also discuss plans for his new Senior Football League. Peyton Manning: “Even though this...
Gamecocks No Match For NDSU Bison Thundering Herd
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Gamecocks No Match For NDSU Bison Thundering Herd

January 10th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Frisco, TX – A gamecock is a rooster that’s bred and trained for cockfighting. Unfortunately for Alabama’s Jacksonville State, Bison are buffalos that are bred and trained to stomp out gamecocks. After the NDSU...
Binge Drinking OKed In Fargodome Suites During Football Games
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Binge Drinking OKed In Fargodome Suites During Football Games

July 3rd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The Good News: The decision has been made to finally allow binge drinking during Bison football games. The Bad News: Binge drinking will only be allowed in suites. So, if you’re not in a suite, all your...
Hundreds Of Misguided Bison Fans Mistakenly Went To San Francisco
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Hundreds Of Misguided Bison Fans Mistakenly Went To San Francisco

January 9th, 2015 | by Johnnny
San Francisco, CA – Some Bison football fans taking buses to the Big Game in Frisco ended up taking a very wrong turn. A convoy of four buses full of Bison fans had gotten as far as Omaha, Nebraska when one of the bus...
NFL Reveals Diagnosis to Peyton Manning
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NFL Reveals Diagnosis to Peyton Manning

October 24th, 2014 | by Cody Marthaller
After keeping the diagnosis under wraps for nearly a decade the NFL finally told Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning he has Tourette’s syndrome. The league’s biggest secret was first discovered in 2005 when...
Wear Pink To Show Support For The NFL
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Wear Pink To Show Support For The NFL

October 9th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Pink, Oklahoma – In case you didn’t receive the memo, all football fanatics are supposed to wear something pink every day to show their support for the NFL. If you don’t have anything pink to wear, then just...