Editorial

New FDA Drug Approved For Your Sick Dog
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New FDA Drug Approved For Your Sick Dog

January 26th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Do you have a DOG? Is your dog SICK? Congratulations! You just might have a SICK DOG! With the recent onset of the Dog Flu, the FDA (Federal Dog Agency) has approved a new drug called SICK DOG for testing on...
FM Observer Asks: How Fricking Cold Is It?
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FM Observer Asks: How Fricking Cold Is It?

January 22nd, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, North Dakota – It’s time once again for the FM Observer to shiveringly ask the proverbial question: How cold is it? So, how fricking cold is it? It’s so cold that polar bears are building their own...
Dr. Fenster Helps Answer Some Baby Questions
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Dr. Fenster Helps Answer Some Baby Questions

January 11th, 2014 | by Johnnny
The FM Observer is proud to add another expert to our growing staff. Dr. Niles Fenster M.D. is a well-respected pediatrician with special training in teaching parents how to identify the causes of some of the problems they might...
In response to that Fargo woman’s Halloween letter to obese kids
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In response to that Fargo woman’s Halloween letter to obese kids

October 30th, 2013 | by Nick
A Fargo woman called Y-94 the other day and said she was going to hand out letters to “moderately obese” children in lieu of edible goodies because no, that’s not tasteless or shameful at all. In response to...
The Pro Hashtagger
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The Pro Hashtagger

October 10th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
What better way to spend your time than hashtagging the shit out of something.  Whenever I see a picture with hashtags the first thing I think of is, “How can I hashtag the ever living shit out of this thang.” The...
Government Healthcare Bullies Americans Into Giant SNAFU
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Government Healthcare Bullies Americans Into Giant SNAFU

October 9th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Warshington, DC – As the tentacles of Obamacare grow deeper into what’s left of the American Dream, citizens are being coerced into compliance with a most unpopular law. President Obama initially blamed the Obamacare...
Time To Vote For the Worst In The FM Area
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Time To Vote For the Worst In The FM Area

September 16th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – It is time once again to vote for the worst places in the Fargo-Moorhead area. Our annual compilation of all the places you hate the most is about to begin. Of course, we need your help in the form of votes....
Stop Yelling At Me
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Stop Yelling At Me

August 9th, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
What is it with all the commercials these days.  In everyone they seem to be yelling at me or acting in threatening manors  What did I do?  Why do I deserve to be yelled at?  Do they not know that the volume increases when...
What The Fuck Is Wrong With Craigslist
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What The Fuck Is Wrong With Craigslist

July 26th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
For the past two months I have had the displeasure of using craigslist to find another car since I sold my other one.  Unfortunately it’s the only option I have because all the other sites are filled with dealers and I...
Just For Men Touch of Gray
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Just For Men Touch of Gray

July 1st, 2013 | by Bill Burns
  For only $6.95, you can keep just SOME of that gray but not all of it.  If you’re feeling lazy and only want to dye half of your hair but keep the gray, then use Touch of Gray! When you think having just a...