Editorial

Former Small Town Drug Dealer Living Big City Dream
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Former Small Town Drug Dealer Living Big City Dream

June 3rd, 2013 | by Nick
Mapleton, ND—Who said you had to be asleep to live the American dream? That’s baloney! A small-town meth dealer from Mapleton, North Dakota who goes by the street name “Bizznatch” has taken his talents to...
I Only Speak Ecard Now.
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I Only Speak Ecard Now.

April 5th, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
You’ve seen them.  You’ve probably posted one, two, or twelve hundred.  Ecards are the new scourge of facebook. Everyone’s original thoughts have now finally gone the way of the dodo bird.  Intellectual...
The Cities of Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead All Hate You
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The Cities of Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead All Hate You

April 2nd, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
As I was driving around in my car today it came to my attention that the cities of Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead hate everyone and want to punish you with potholes to death. Why they would want to punish us or my car is...
To the Conclave!! No Pope After Day 2.  Come On Man!
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To the Conclave!! No Pope After Day 2. Come On Man!

March 12th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
My eyes are starting to get bloodshot.  I’ve been celebrating the religious superbowl.  The selecting of the new pope. I’ve been up since Tuesday morning anticipating the conclave and the electing of the new pope. ...
Dr. Finance Answer$ Another $tupid Que$tion
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Dr. Finance Answer$ Another $tupid Que$tion

February 27th, 2013 | by Johnnny
The Money Doctor is back once again to address one lucky reader’s inquiry. If you have any stupid questions about money or finance that you might like to have answered, simply leave them down below in the comment section of...
Dr. Finance Answer$ Your Money Question$
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Dr. Finance Answer$ Your Money Question$

January 23rd, 2013 | by Johnnny
(Ask your financial questions in the comment section below for Dr. Finance to answer!) Mrs. Blanch Gladstone asks: Our home is worth less than what we owe on it. What can we do? Dr. Finance responds: Dear Blanch, this is a very...
Lunatics Banned From Washington DC
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Lunatics Banned From Washington DC

January 13th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Back in December of 2012, Congress temporarily set aside its gridlock in an unusual bipartisan effort to ban the word ‘lunatic’ from all federal legislation. The new law was designed to remove...
Government Takes More Money Out of My Paycheck and Why I’m Celebrating
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Government Takes More Money Out of My Paycheck and Why I’m Celebrating

January 2nd, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
My paycheck is about to take a hit in the year 2013.  The fiscal cliff deal finally went through.  What does that mean?  Well, there are a lot of things but the one thing that effects me is the extra money that will be taken...
LIST: Awesome New Year’s Resolutions
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LIST: Awesome New Year’s Resolutions

December 31st, 2012 | by Nick
We have less than a day to manifest a list of acceptable new year’s resolutions that will, in theory, help us become better people in 2013. The Observer would like to offer some assistance. Here are a few perfectly...