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Endangered Sea Monkeys Found In Fargo’s Red River
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Endangered Sea Monkeys Found In Fargo’s Red River

October 27th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Scientists have discovered a family of Sea Monkeys living in the Red River near downtown Fargo. Sea Monkeys were recently moved off of the endangered species list. These cute little suckers are now considered...
Hillary Didn’t Even Have A Computer In Her Office!
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Hillary Didn’t Even Have A Computer In Her Office!

October 22nd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Capitol Hill, DC – Our chief Washington correspondent, Mr. Ben Ghazi, was lucky enough be present while President-Elect Hillary Clinton got brutally questioned by mean, extremist, Republican members of Congress. FMO’s...
Johnnny’s Third Retrospective (Posts 200-300)
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Johnnny’s Third Retrospective (Posts 200-300)

October 19th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Since 300 is such a nice round number (and it is Roman Numeral CCC, which stands for Chocolate Chip Cookies), it was decided to use the occasion of my 300th post to take a trip back down memory lane. In bowling, 300 is the...
New ND Governor’s Mansion To Be Way Nicer Than South Dakota’s
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New ND Governor’s Mansion To Be Way Nicer Than South Dakota’s

October 14th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Bismarck, ND – North Dakota has finally decided to build a new Governor’s Mansion, since its current one looks like an out-dated, dilapidated, detached garage. The Capitol Grounds Planning Commission basically told...
Bose Named Next Speaker Of The House
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Bose Named Next Speaker Of The House

October 9th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Framingham, MA – Bose has been named the next Speaker of the House. With the power vacuum left by resigning John Boehner and now unfilled by indecisive Republicans, President Obama has used his growing Executive Action...
New ‘Cat Fight’ Movie Will Scare The Shit Out Of Cat Lovers
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New ‘Cat Fight’ Movie Will Scare The Shit Out Of Cat Lovers

October 7th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Hollywood, CA – Set to open just before Halloween, the highly anticipated latest new scary movie called “Cat Fight” from Director Blaze Benzun will shirley deliver. Cat lover and owner Shirley Nightly sees her...
Fargo’s New Hospital To Treat Dogs And Cats
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Fargo’s New Hospital To Treat Dogs And Cats

October 6th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The new Sanford Mega-Hospital being built along I-94 has just announced that one entire wing will be devoted to providing healthcare for pets. “Because of the recent pet population explosion, especially in...
Donald Trump To House Speaker Boehner: ‘You’re Fired!’
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Donald Trump To House Speaker Boehner: ‘You’re Fired!’

September 27th, 2015 | by Johnnny
New York, NY – In preparation for his upcoming presidency, Donald Trump is already making some big changes. On Friday, the Trumpster told House Speaker John Boehner, “You’re Fired!”. Now, whenever...
Former Vikings Mascot Now With Green Bay Packers
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Former Vikings Mascot Now With Green Bay Packers

September 24th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Green Bay, WI – After being let go by the Minisoda ViQueens, Ragnar has signed a lucrative contract with the Green Gay Packers. Mascot Ragnar was recently let go by the ViQueens for “megalomaniacal...
After Meeting With Bishops, Rooks, And Pawns, Pope Goes Golfing With Obama
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After Meeting With Bishops, Rooks, And Pawns, Pope Goes Golfing With Obama

September 23rd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – After spending a busy day visiting with everyone from top Catholic bishops down to some lowly pawns and paupers, Pope Francis was challenged by President Obama to a friendly round of golf by way of a short...