Editorial

FM Observer Announces Summer Camp 4 New Observers
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FM Observer Announces Summer Camp 4 New Observers

April 12th, 2014 | by Johnnny
The FM Observer is excited 2 announce FMO Summer Camp. If you like 2 have a good time and are considering satirical writing as your chosen profession, then this camp is totally 4 you. This year’s exciting theme...
Replace Your Insomnia With 15 Possible Side Effects
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Replace Your Insomnia With 15 Possible Side Effects

April 4th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Sleepy Eye, MN – Are you one of the millions of frustrated people who have trouble sleeping at night? Maybe you should consider doing what many other desperate insomniacs do. Perhaps you need to get hooked on Ambien. Most...
Johnnny’s 100th Post Retrospective
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Johnnny’s 100th Post Retrospective

March 23rd, 2014 | by Johnnny
Since 100 is such a nice round number, I decided to use the occasion of my 100th post to take a trip down memory lane. It’s time to look back on my first 99 posts on FMObserver. All posts are listed as hyperlinks in...
Meet The Real Domino’s Pizza Makers
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Meet The Real Domino’s Pizza Makers

February 16th, 2014 | by Bill Burns
   Meet The Real Domino’s Pizza Makers There’s pizza makers and then there’s Domino’s Pizza Makers.  We had time to go around town and interview local Domino’s Pizza Artists.  These are their...
Four Easy Steps To Self-Hypnotic Bliss
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Four Easy Steps To Self-Hypnotic Bliss

February 7th, 2014 | by Johnnny
San Diego, CA – Ever since the movie Office Space came out, relieving stress by using hypnosis has been gaining popularity. In our iTech world, many find it impossible to escape the 24/7 demands of their jobs. You can join...
New FDA Drug Approved For Your Sick Dog
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New FDA Drug Approved For Your Sick Dog

January 26th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Do you have a DOG? Is your dog SICK? Congratulations! You just might have a SICK DOG! With the recent onset of the Dog Flu, the FDA (Federal Dog Agency) has approved a new drug called SICK DOG for testing on...
FM Observer Asks: How Fricking Cold Is It?
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FM Observer Asks: How Fricking Cold Is It?

January 22nd, 2014 | by Johnnny
Fargo, North Dakota – It’s time once again for the FM Observer to shiveringly ask the proverbial question: How cold is it? So, how fricking cold is it? It’s so cold that polar bears are building their own...
Dr. Fenster Helps Answer Some Baby Questions
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Dr. Fenster Helps Answer Some Baby Questions

January 11th, 2014 | by Johnnny
The FM Observer is proud to add another expert to our growing staff. Dr. Niles Fenster M.D. is a well-respected pediatrician with special training in teaching parents how to identify the causes of some of the problems they might...
In response to that Fargo woman’s Halloween letter to obese kids
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In response to that Fargo woman’s Halloween letter to obese kids

October 30th, 2013 | by Nick
A Fargo woman called Y-94 the other day and said she was going to hand out letters to “moderately obese” children in lieu of edible goodies because no, that’s not tasteless or shameful at all. In response to...
The Pro Hashtagger
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The Pro Hashtagger

October 10th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
What better way to spend your time than hashtagging the shit out of something.  Whenever I see a picture with hashtags the first thing I think of is, “How can I hashtag the ever living shit out of this thang.” The...