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Washington Redskins Name Change Contest
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Washington Redskins Name Change Contest

May 6th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Washington, DC – Well, it looks like the home of Political Correctness is about to get a dose of its own medicine. The name Washington Redskins, which goes back to 1937, has now become the latest target of easily-offended...
Friendly Reminders For The Professional Recreational Slowpitch Softball Guy
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Friendly Reminders For The Professional Recreational Slowpitch Softball Guy

May 1st, 2013 | by Bill Burns
  Softball season is upon us.  That means run-ins with softball guy.  You know, the guy who tries too hard playing in recreational adult slowpitch softball leagues.  The guy who takes things WAY too seriously.  The guy...
Peyton Manning to Tim Tebow: “Cut That Meat!”
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Peyton Manning to Tim Tebow: “Cut That Meat!”

April 29th, 2013 | by Nick
New York, NY – As many in the NFL landscape are being made aware today, the New York Jets have finally released freed the chosen one, Tim Tebow. Tebow, upon hearing the news of his release, had this to say: “I’m...
Michael Schiavello Pronunciation of Danny Mainus at RFA
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Michael Schiavello Pronunciation of Danny Mainus at RFA

March 25th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Video brings you quotes such as…. “trying to slash Mianus open” “Minanus is in a bit of pain here” “Mianus is bleeding all over Chavez’s chest” “There is a cut on...
One Thing About March Madness That Annoys Me
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One Thing About March Madness That Annoys Me

March 21st, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
Dunks. Dunks you say?  Yes dunks.  A lot of these dunks I’ve seen while watching March Madness have left me shaking my head at times. Everytime someone dunks the crowd oozes in excitement and the teams bench goes crazy. ...
NASCAR to Implement Performance Enhancing Chemical Testing
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NASCAR to Implement Performance Enhancing Chemical Testing

March 11th, 2013 | by Nick
Charlotte, NC – Our sporting era is one of constant concern and worry stemming from PED use and the speculation regarding which athlete is cheating and which isn’t. With only one out of the big 3 professional sports...
LEAKED: Jim Harbaugh text message conversation with John Harbaugh!
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LEAKED: Jim Harbaugh text message conversation with John Harbaugh!

January 24th, 2013 | by Nick
As i’m sure everyone is aware, the two head coaching brothers John and Jim Harbaugh will be leading their respective teams against each other in the Super Bowl this February 3rd. They have been a competitive pair of...
Millions of children unwittingly participating in “Harbaugh-ing” internet fad
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Millions of children unwittingly participating in “Harbaugh-ing” internet fad

January 22nd, 2013 | by Nick
Atlanta, GA – Shortly after a nation of football fans witnessed Jim Harbaugh go all “Jim Harbaugh” after his challenged catch was overturned during the NFC Championship game last Sunday, millions of meme-hungry...
Jamaal Franklin of San Diego State Says He Isn’t a Ball Hog.
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Jamaal Franklin of San Diego State Says He Isn’t a Ball Hog.

January 10th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Jamaal Franklin, a 6-5 guard at San Diego State got a score and an assist from the same dunk.  This all happened because ball hog Jamaal passed to himself via bouncing it off the backboard and then proceeds to dunk it.  San...
Sam Houston Having Nightmares About Bison
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Sam Houston Having Nightmares About Bison

January 10th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Huntsville, TX – The Sam Houston BearKat football players are not sleeping well these days. After their nationally televised 39-13 humiliation by the North Dakota State University Bison, many of their squad members are...