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Large Sinkhole Creates New Minnesota Lake: Lots Selling Quickly
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Large Sinkhole Creates New Minnesota Lake: Lots Selling Quickly

March 20th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Sinkhole, MN – After a large sinkhole unexpectedly created a new lake in Northern Minisoda, realtors are wasting no time selling front row seats to the new gem. The sinkhole, which is approximately 166 feet deep, naturally...
Minnesota Tells Residents To Stick It To Fargo
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Minnesota Tells Residents To Stick It To Fargo

March 13th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fergus Falls, MN – Apparently not everyone in Minnesota loves Fargo as much as Fargo does. Emotions seem to be running quite high after a Minnesota County Board made and seconded a motion to “Stick It To Fargo”....
Exceedingly Mediocre Restaurant Tip Goes Viral
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Exceedingly Mediocre Restaurant Tip Goes Viral

November 26th, 2014 | by Cody Marthaller
Coon Rapids, Minn. — Applebee’s waitress Nicole MaHobbes’s Tuesday night shift ended in misery after she received a tip so extremely average that it could only be explained as “an obvious insult.”...
City of Hawley to Construct Hawley-Wood Dock Of Fame
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City of Hawley to Construct Hawley-Wood Dock Of Fame

July 7th, 2014 | by Nick
Hawley, MN—Taking a page from the Hollywood textbook of glitz and glamour, the city of Hawley, Minnesota will be constructing their own living, commemorative outdoor museum entitled the Hawley-Wood Dock of Fame. A gigantic,...
Beautiful Meadow A Killing Field For LandShark
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Beautiful Meadow A Killing Field For LandShark

May 16th, 2014 | by Johnnny
Meadowlands, MN – We are standing at the spot of a LandShark attack. Some call it the Bermuda Triangle of the North. Others simply call it the LandShark Lunchroom. Is this for real or just another Facebook Folklore? Dr....
Downer Changing Its Name To Xanax
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Downer Changing Its Name To Xanax

November 17th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Downer, MN – The sleepy town of Downer, Minnesota says it is time for a name change. All seven residents voted unanimously to change the name from Downer to Xanax. The mayor of Downer, speaking from his basement couch,...
Christain Ponder To Play Kicker
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Christain Ponder To Play Kicker

August 21st, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
Minneapolis, MN  – Exciting and unusual news coming out of the Minnesota Vikings camp this morning.  The word on the street is that Christian Ponder will give up his quarterback position to play Kicker. Leslie Frazier...
Crookston Bishop To Host Prayer Service Sunday For American Crystal Workers Dispute
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Crookston Bishop To Host Prayer Service Sunday For American Crystal Workers Dispute

May 31st, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Crookston, MN – Bishop Michael Hoeppner, head of the Catholic Diocese of Crookston is coming to the rescue.  Bishop Michael has stated that he has seen the destruction and carnage strikes and disputes can cause....
Jesus Arrested For Disorderly Conduct.  Caught Mowing Lawn In Loin Cloth.
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Jesus Arrested For Disorderly Conduct. Caught Mowing Lawn In Loin Cloth.

May 4th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fergus Falls, MN – Jesus who currently is parading around as a 43 year-old named Matthew Swanson, was arrested for disorderly conduct Wednesday afternoon while mowing the lawn in a loin cloth.  It is believed that the...
Zygi Wilf asks Viking fans to start thinking of new team name
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Zygi Wilf asks Viking fans to start thinking of new team name

April 18th, 2012 | by Nick
Minneapolis, MN – As the twilight years of yet another Minnesota sports team near their bittersweet end, the owner of the Minnesota Vikings is keeping the lines of communication with the fan base open. Knowing that a...