January 25th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Barry University, FL – The one and only Barry Manilow with his latest “No Apologies” Concert Tour has announced he is considering a concert tour stop in Fargo. A few contract details still need to be ironed out...
January 22nd, 2016 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.” But nowhere in the U.S. Postal Service’s motto does it say that...
January 19th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Tennis, SD – It seems political correctness has now changed the game of tennis. While LOVE still means nothing, the goal of winning the game has changed. What’s going to matter moving forward is how many matches have...
January 17th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Cavetown, Maryland – Recently, while hanging out in the lunchroom of a local hospital, we learned of an interesting phenomenon while sipping coffee at a table with some gastroenterologists. What we discovered is that many...
January 10th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Frisco, TX – A gamecock is a rooster that’s bred and trained for cockfighting. Unfortunately for Alabama’s Jacksonville State, Bison are buffalos that are bred and trained to stomp out gamecocks. After the NDSU...
January 8th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Long Island, NY – Fed up with all the shinanigans going on in government and politix today, the Long Island Ice Tea Party is ready to make its move. Pre-caucus meetings of the Long Island Ice Tea Party are being held in...
January 6th, 2016 | by
Johnnny Rio Linda, CA – The Good News is that the California drought will soon be over. The Bad News is that the state will soon be one gigantic mudslide. Climatologists at our FMObserver headquarters now believe that California...
January 3rd, 2016 | by
Johnnny Chicago, Illinois – The Oprah is asking for everyone to join Weight Watchers to lose weight along with her. After having her personal chefs help her balloon up to an astounding 850 pounds, now she is...
January 1st, 2016 | by
Johnnny Badlands, ND – Even though 2018 could be a very good year, here are some indications that 2018 might not be so great for you: 10. You wake up with a hangover on January 1st to the sound of jail doors slamming shut. 9. You...
December 30th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – It’s that unfortunate time of year again when everyone is frantically trying to come up with their list of New Year’s Resolutions. And once again, FMO to the rescue! After many hours of intense focus...