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Barry Manilow’s ‘No Apologies’ Tour Announces Possible Stop In Fargo

Barry University, FL – The one and only Barry Manilow with his latest “No Apologies” Concert Tour has announced he is considering a concert tour stop in Fargo. A few contract details still need to be ironed out...

Mail Delivery In Some Fargo Neighborhoods Described As ‘Random’ At Best

Fargo, ND – “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.” But nowhere in the U.S. Postal Service’s motto does it say that...

The New Goal When Playing Tennis Is To Lose

Tennis, SD – It seems political correctness has now changed the game of tennis. While LOVE still means nothing, the goal of winning the game has changed. What’s going to matter moving forward is how many matches have...

Cave Exploration Not Unlike Doing A Colonoscopy

Cavetown, Maryland – Recently, while hanging out in the lunchroom of a local hospital, we learned of an interesting phenomenon while sipping coffee at a table with some gastroenterologists. What we discovered is that many...

Gamecocks No Match For NDSU Bison Thundering Herd

Frisco, TX – A gamecock is a rooster that’s bred and trained for cockfighting. Unfortunately for Alabama’s Jacksonville State, Bison are buffalos that are bred and trained to stomp out gamecocks. After the NDSU...

Long Island Ice Tea Party Seeking Their Presidential Candidate

Long Island, NY – Fed up with all the shinanigans going on in government and politix today, the Long Island Ice Tea Party is ready to make its move. Pre-caucus meetings of the Long Island Ice Tea Party are being held in...

California Drought To Be Quickly Replaced By Giant Mudslides

Rio Linda, CA – The Good News is that the California drought will soon be over. The Bad News is that the state will soon be one gigantic mudslide. Climatologists at our FMObserver headquarters now believe that California...

Oprah Wants Everyone To Join Weight Watchers Since She Owns 10% Of The Company

Chicago, Illinois – The Oprah is asking for everyone to join Weight Watchers to lose weight along with her. After having her personal chefs help her balloon up to an astounding 850 pounds, now she is...

Top Ten Signs 2018 Might Be A Bad Year For You

Badlands, ND – Even though 2018 could be a very good year, here are some indications that 2018 might not be so great for you: 10. You wake up with a hangover on January 1st to the sound of jail doors slamming shut. 9. You...

FMO’s Suggested List For Your 2018 New Year’s Resolutions

Fargo, ND – It’s that unfortunate time of year again when everyone is frantically trying to come up with their list of New Year’s Resolutions. And once again, FMO to the rescue! After many hours of intense focus...