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FMO’s Suggested List For Your 2018 New Year’s Resolutions

Fargo, ND – It’s that unfortunate time of year again when everyone is frantically trying to come up with their list of New Year’s Resolutions. And once again, FMO to the rescue! After many hours of intense focus...

Wife Divorcing Husband For Christmas Shopping At A Strip Mall

Fargo, ND – A Fargo woman is filing for divorce after finding out her husband was doing some “Christmas shopping” at a strip mall. Maxine Garrison said she was driving by a local “strip mall” when...

FMO’s Dr. Willy Nilly Announces He’s Permanently Moving To Brazille

Rio de Janeiro, Braziliana – Our long-time friend and consultant, Dr. Willy Nilly, who’s been helping out the FM Observer for many moons, has finally decided to call it quits and move on into the next chapter of his...

Jamestown Man Goes Crazy While Looking At Himself In The Mirror Too Long

Jamestown, ND – Have you ever looked at your self in the mirror long enough so that you forgot you were looking at a reflection? Mirrorologists call this magical moment the Mind Snap Moment, named after Dr. Leonard Mind...

Santa’s Deliveries In Jeopardy As Rudolph Has Chronic Wasting Disease

North Pole, Alaska – Christmas authorities are expressing serious concern over a recent report from SantaLand that Rudolph is suffering from the dreaded Chronic Wasting Disease. Tis believed that Rudolph may have contracted...

First Annual Plastic Surgery Beauty Pageant To Crown Miss Plastic America

Beauty, Kentucky – This is the event for which many have been waiting a long time. The 1st Annual Miss Plastic America Contest will soon have the most “beautiful” plastic surgery victims descend upon Beauty,...

Last Sane People On Earth Now Starting To Lose Their Minds

Valentine, NE – Up until now, the last two sane people living in this insane world were Charles and Beverly Landstrum from Valentine, Nebraska. But now, unfortunately, the Landstrums have begun to show signs that they too...

Tax On Christmas Trees To Go Directly To Obama Retirement Fund

Christmas, FL – It’s about that time of year again to go buy a Christmas tree for your ho-ho-home. Most of Santa’s helpers will be purchasing a real tree, that died for your sins. Others will be bringing home an...

Google’s New 3-D Printer Can Print An Edible Roasted Turkey

Turkeyfoot, PA – Leave it to Google to take 3-D printing to the next level. After some Germans were able to first print edible gummy bears with a 3-D printer, Google has now perfected the ability to 3-D print a...

Fargo’s New Party Barge To Run On Red River Yearound Thanks To Global Warming

Fargo, ND – Thanks to Algore for first inventing the Internet, and then Global Warming, Fargo’s new Party Barge will be providing tours of the Red River throughout the entire year. The Party Barge is an actual...