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Fargo Family Soap Opera Pilot Episode Script Exclusive!
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Fargo Family Soap Opera Pilot Episode Script Exclusive!

January 5th, 2017 | by Nick
With all the hubbub over a drama series based on and in our quiet town, we are providing interested parties with a rough draft of opening scenes from the much-anticipated pilot episode of Fargo Family, Fargo’s first...
Fargo To Get Its Very Own Soap Opera
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Fargo To Get Its Very Own Soap Opera

January 4th, 2017 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Fargo will soon be getting its own soap opera called Fargo Family. It will be based in Fargo, be about Fargo, and all the actors will be from Fargo. If you or someone you know is an actor or would like to...
Fargo’s Ice Maze Is Free Freezing Fun
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Fargo’s Ice Maze Is Free Freezing Fun

December 28th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – One thing good about Fargo’s cold winters is they supposedly help keep out the riff raff. The other good thing about having excessively cold temperatures of long durations is their conduciveness for...
Global Cooling Forces Fargo To Purchase Ice Breaker For Red River
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Global Cooling Forces Fargo To Purchase Ice Breaker For Red River

December 23rd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – “Drastic times require drastic measures,” notes Marvin Nimmaster, president of the Red River Coast Guard Society as the City of Fargo has voted unanimously to purchase a Class-D All-Weather...
Shoe Tossing The Work Of Ancient Satanic Evil Says Area Man
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Shoe Tossing The Work Of Ancient Satanic Evil Says Area Man

December 21st, 2016 | by Nick
Where there’s smoke, there’s fire, says one Fargo man. What he means is where there’s shoe tossing, there is an unabated malevolence permeating the souls of area teens. The presence of shoes dangling from power...
Man Found Living Inside Fargo Piano
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Man Found Living Inside Fargo Piano

December 13th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Unbeknownst to the residents of a Fargo apartment, a man was found living inside their upright piano. Needless to say, the residents are “kind of freaking out” about the whole situation, say police...
Elderly Fargo Man Arrested For Driving 29 MPH On I-29
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Elderly Fargo Man Arrested For Driving 29 MPH On I-29

November 22nd, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – State Highway Patrol pulled over an elderly Fargo driver who was travelling at a very low rate of speed on Interstate-29. Mr. Cornwall Wilbertson had for some reason decided to take the interstate when driving...
Fargo Psychic Wins Lottery For Ninth Time
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Fargo Psychic Wins Lottery For Ninth Time

November 20th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Unbeknownst to most hoi polloi, living amongst Fargo’s commonfolk resides One with a “most powerful” gift. Fargo’s Miss Divine can foretell the future “well enough” to have...
Tilda Swinton Adds Fargo Shapeshifting Charity Tour Stop
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Tilda Swinton Adds Fargo Shapeshifting Charity Tour Stop

October 25th, 2016 | by Nick
Fargo: The Witching Hour is nigh upon you. Famed Hollywood actress Tilda Swinton, best known for her superior acting prowess, is spearheading Breast Cancer Awareness month by bringing one of her lesser-known talents on a...
Young Man Digging Fargo Diversion By Himself
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Young Man Digging Fargo Diversion By Himself

October 9th, 2016 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – After seeing more and more red tape causing endless delays, a young Fargo man has taken it upon himself to begin digging the controversial $2.2 billion Red River Diversion. Timmy Diggs has already dug a half...