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Gary Clark To Be On The Next Season Of Dancing With The Stars
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Gary Clark To Be On The Next Season Of Dancing With The Stars

May 9th, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
West Fargo, ND – In October 2012, Gary Clark made the decision to follow his heart and stepped down as the West Fargo High School principal to pursue his river dancing career. Read the story here. Since then, Gary Clark has...
Semi Loses Control On I-94 In West Fargo
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Semi Loses Control On I-94 In West Fargo

May 8th, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
West Fargo, ND – After 12:30 yesterday afternoon, a semi heading west on 1-94 was exiting the West Fargo exit ramp when it rolled. Police are still investigating what happened but would like to note that the semi did indeed...
Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead Cleanup Week Postponed Until 2020
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Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead Cleanup Week Postponed Until 2020

April 24th, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
West Fargo, ND – Every year in May, Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead conduct their yearly cleanup week where people may throw out their hordes of crap.  Not this year. This year you will have to hold onto your complete and...
The Cities of Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead All Hate You
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The Cities of Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead All Hate You

April 2nd, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
As I was driving around in my car today it came to my attention that the cities of Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead hate everyone and want to punish you with potholes to death. Why they would want to punish us or my car is...
How Schools Decide To Close During Weather Events
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How Schools Decide To Close During Weather Events

January 28th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
A number of factors come into play when a school is deciding whether or not to close their doors due to weather events.   Below are some of the obvious factors:   – It is so cold that your balls shrivel all the...
Man Caught Having ‘Sexy Time’ With Area Pumpkins
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Man Caught Having ‘Sexy Time’ With Area Pumpkins

October 31st, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – Pumpkins missing from your front door step?  West Fargo Police finally have an answer for you. Early this morning, a West Fargo man was arrested for having sexy time with pumpkins all over the West Fargo...
Don’t Rent The Wrong Flick.  Our List of MUST SEE Movies.
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Don’t Rent The Wrong Flick. Our List of MUST SEE Movies.

July 19th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – We want to make sure you don’t walk into the video store and rent the wrong movie so we have compiled a list of the MUST SEE movies.  All with correct title names so you don’t get confused. ...
One Man Comes To Conquer The Red River Valley Fair And…………
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One Man Comes To Conquer The Red River Valley Fair And…………

July 18th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – The Red River Valley Fair in West Fargo is a tough playground to stand out in.  People from all over dress their best in the efforts to stand out, possibly grind their naked genitals together, or become...
Mothership!  Aliens Invading Fargo-Moorhead Workforce!
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Mothership! Aliens Invading Fargo-Moorhead Workforce!

June 27th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – It’s True!!!  Aliens have been spotted around the Fargo-Moorhead area.  However, they are in a place you would least expect.  Working right next to you! That’s right.  Aliens have been...
West Fargo Police Searching For Elusive Asian Nudist
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West Fargo Police Searching For Elusive Asian Nudist

June 14th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – One small Asian man is causing quite the ruckus in our growing city of West Fargo, North Dakota and people have started to call the police. The West Fargo Police Department have stated that they are looking...