Editorial

The Cities of Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead All Hate You
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The Cities of Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead All Hate You

April 2nd, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
As I was driving around in my car today it came to my attention that the cities of Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead hate everyone and want to punish you with potholes to death. Why they would want to punish us or my car is...
How Schools Decide To Close During Weather Events
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How Schools Decide To Close During Weather Events

January 28th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
A number of factors come into play when a school is deciding whether or not to close their doors due to weather events.   Below are some of the obvious factors:   – It is so cold that your balls shrivel all the...
Man Caught Having ‘Sexy Time’ With Area Pumpkins
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Man Caught Having ‘Sexy Time’ With Area Pumpkins

October 31st, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – Pumpkins missing from your front door step?  West Fargo Police finally have an answer for you. Early this morning, a West Fargo man was arrested for having sexy time with pumpkins all over the West Fargo...
Don’t Rent The Wrong Flick.  Our List of MUST SEE Movies.
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Don’t Rent The Wrong Flick. Our List of MUST SEE Movies.

July 19th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – We want to make sure you don’t walk into the video store and rent the wrong movie so we have compiled a list of the MUST SEE movies.  All with correct title names so you don’t get confused. ...
One Man Comes To Conquer The Red River Valley Fair And…………
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One Man Comes To Conquer The Red River Valley Fair And…………

July 18th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – The Red River Valley Fair in West Fargo is a tough playground to stand out in.  People from all over dress their best in the efforts to stand out, possibly grind their naked genitals together, or become...
Mothership!  Aliens Invading Fargo-Moorhead Workforce!
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Mothership! Aliens Invading Fargo-Moorhead Workforce!

June 27th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – It’s True!!!  Aliens have been spotted around the Fargo-Moorhead area.  However, they are in a place you would least expect.  Working right next to you! That’s right.  Aliens have been...
West Fargo Police Searching For Elusive Asian Nudist
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West Fargo Police Searching For Elusive Asian Nudist

June 14th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – One small Asian man is causing quite the ruckus in our growing city of West Fargo, North Dakota and people have started to call the police. The West Fargo Police Department have stated that they are looking...
Naked Young Bird Found Dazed and Confused
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Naked Young Bird Found Dazed and Confused

June 8th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – Junior, a young bird from West Fargo, was seen this afternoon looking dazed and confused, lost, and completely wrecked.  He was also not wearing any clothes. I tried to talk to him but it was no use.  He...