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Wife Divorcing Husband For Christmas Shopping At A Strip Mall
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Wife Divorcing Husband For Christmas Shopping At A Strip Mall

December 24th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – A Fargo woman is filing for divorce after finding out her husband was doing some “Christmas shopping” at a strip mall. Maxine Garrison said she was driving by a local “strip mall” when...
FMO’s Dr. Willy Nilly Announces He’s Permanently Moving To Brazille
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FMO’s Dr. Willy Nilly Announces He’s Permanently Moving To Brazille

December 20th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Rio de Janeiro, Braziliana – Our long-time friend and consultant, Dr. Willy Nilly, who’s been helping out the FM Observer for many moons, has finally decided to call it quits and move on into the next chapter of his...
Jamestown Man Goes Crazy While Looking At Himself In The Mirror Too Long
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Jamestown Man Goes Crazy While Looking At Himself In The Mirror Too Long

December 19th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Jamestown, ND – Have you ever looked at your self in the mirror long enough so that you forgot you were looking at a reflection? Mirrorologists call this magical moment the Mind Snap Moment, named after Dr. Leonard Mind...
Santa’s Deliveries In Jeopardy As Rudolph Has Chronic Wasting Disease
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Santa’s Deliveries In Jeopardy As Rudolph Has Chronic Wasting Disease

December 13th, 2015 | by Johnnny
North Pole, Alaska – Christmas authorities are expressing serious concern over a recent report from SantaLand that Rudolph is suffering from the dreaded Chronic Wasting Disease. Tis believed that Rudolph may have contracted...
First Annual Plastic Surgery Beauty Pageant To Crown Miss Plastic America
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First Annual Plastic Surgery Beauty Pageant To Crown Miss Plastic America

December 9th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Beauty, Kentucky – This is the event for which many have been waiting a long time. The 1st Annual Miss Plastic America Contest will soon have the most “beautiful” plastic surgery victims descend upon Beauty,...
Last Sane People On Earth Now Starting To Lose Their Minds
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Last Sane People On Earth Now Starting To Lose Their Minds

December 6th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Valentine, NE – Up until now, the last two sane people living in this insane world were Charles and Beverly Landstrum from Valentine, Nebraska. But now, unfortunately, the Landstrums have begun to show signs that they too...
Tax On Christmas Trees To Go Directly To Obama Retirement Fund
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Tax On Christmas Trees To Go Directly To Obama Retirement Fund

December 3rd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Christmas, FL – It’s about that time of year again to go buy a Christmas tree for your ho-ho-home. Most of Santa’s helpers will be purchasing a real tree, that died for your sins. Others will be bringing home an...
Google’s New 3-D Printer Can Print An Edible Roasted Turkey
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Google’s New 3-D Printer Can Print An Edible Roasted Turkey

November 26th, 2015 | by Johnnny
Turkeyfoot, PA – Leave it to Google to take 3-D printing to the next level. After some Germans were able to first print edible gummy bears with a 3-D printer, Google has now perfected the ability to 3-D print a...
Fargo’s New Party Barge To Run On Red River Yearound Thanks To Global Warming
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Fargo’s New Party Barge To Run On Red River Yearound Thanks To Global Warming

November 23rd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Thanks to Algore for first inventing the Internet, and then Global Warming, Fargo’s new Party Barge will be providing tours of the Red River throughout the entire year. The Party Barge is an actual...
New Family Fun Game For The Holidaze: Add-On Swear Word!
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New Family Fun Game For The Holidaze: Add-On Swear Word!

November 22nd, 2015 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The FM Observer is rolling out a new family-fun game just in time for the fucking holidays. It’s called Add-On Swear Word! One brave family member simply starts it off by saying a swear word out loud....