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Johnnny Fargo, ND – A new theme park-style daycare service will soon be opening in Fargo. Spookhouse Daycare will provide excellently creepy care for today’s modern youth. Everything about Spookhouse Daycare will have a very...
May 7th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Fargo, North Dakota – Shania Twain, the famous daughter of the late Mark Twain, has just announced that she will be moving to Fargo, effective September 21, 2015. The singing superstar said that after performing in Fargo...
May 6th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Shakespeare, Alabama – In the midst of mucho bad news during the last year about the spread of diseases, the customary handshake is in danger of extinction. Governmental scientists armed with the latest governmental...
May 1st, 2015 | by
Johnnny Yellowstone Lake, Wyoming – We think of Yellowstone National Park as 3,500 square miles of family fun and adventure. With all its amazing canyons, rivers, forests, and hot springs, it’s a favorite destination for many...
April 29th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Somewhere, Minnesota – A group of resourceful environmental herbologists with a special knack for marketing organic health products will soon be selling pond scum (Pondis Scumius Major) carefully gathered from certain...
April 28th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Baltimore, Maryland – The mayor of Baltimore will soon be given the Grace-Under-Fire Award by the National Association Of Mayors Institution (NAOMI). While Baltimore has been given the space and time to be pillaged, looted,...
April 25th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Weatherly, Pennsylvania – Our nation now faces the threat of having no weather forecasting for the foreseeable future thanks to Meteorologist Union Of Brotherhood Workers #2127, who is threatening a strike at midnight...
April 25th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – If you’re super hungry for a great breakfast, go to Hotcakes! The newest family restaurant in the FM area specializes in breakfast – all day long. At ridiculously reasonable prices, they offer large...
April 24th, 2015 | by
Johnnny Washington, DC – With the busy wedding season almost here and the government running out of new ways to tax the American public, the White House has announced a new executive action to be effective immediately. A 10%...
April 21st, 2015 | by
Johnnny Fargo, ND – With the ever-growing economy in the FM area, the need for excellent janitorial services grows with it. The FM Observer is proud to announce that we have personally invited a new business called “Janitors...
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