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One Man Comes To Conquer The Red River Valley Fair And…………
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One Man Comes To Conquer The Red River Valley Fair And…………

July 18th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – The Red River Valley Fair in West Fargo is a tough playground to stand out in.  People from all over dress their best in the efforts to stand out, possibly grind their naked genitals together, or become...
Red River Valley Fair Concert Goer Still Dealing With PTSD Symptoms
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Red River Valley Fair Concert Goer Still Dealing With PTSD Symptoms

July 17th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – The smell of vomit, stale beer, and body odor has passed.  The site of the latest fashion trends and best dressed citizens have all but moved on to the next fair or redneck gathering.  What hasn’t...
Hole In Ground Available For Rent In Fargo
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Hole In Ground Available For Rent In Fargo

July 16th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – A property management company has decided to get innovative and cutting edge with their leasing options. An apartment complex on 9th Avenue Circle in Fargo has completely filled vacancy inside the actual...
Cops Crash Bachelorette Party Posing As Strippers
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Cops Crash Bachelorette Party Posing As Strippers

July 10th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Local on-duty uniformed police officers were reported to have had a little fun at the expense of a bachelorette party over the weekend. Two Fargo police spotted a party bus parked outside the Old Broadway night...
New Hair Style Sweeping the FM Area This Summer
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New Hair Style Sweeping the FM Area This Summer

July 9th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – What is coming out the back of your head?  That’s the first question local bar patron asked when he saw something long and pointing at him from the back of a women’s head. A new hair style is...
Tomato Plant Bombs Causing Fear of Terrorist Activity
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Tomato Plant Bombs Causing Fear of Terrorist Activity

July 5th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – The recent string of tomato plant bombs in the downtown Fargo area has certain business patrons and residents on high alert. These tomato plant buckets have been popping up in random locations on sidewalks...
Drunk Packer Fan Hits Street In Style
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Drunk Packer Fan Hits Street In Style

July 3rd, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – A drunk Green Bay Packer fan (is there any other kind?) recently awarded a quiet nighttime Fargo street corner with more than it could handle. The Packer fan, let’s call him “Drunken Rodgers”,...
Amanda Smock Having A Hard Time Finding A Job After Recent News Coverage
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Amanda Smock Having A Hard Time Finding A Job After Recent News Coverage

July 2nd, 2012 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – Former North Dakota State University Amanda Smock won the triple jump at the U.S. Olympic Trials last Monday, June 25th. This great achievement has produced North Dakota State’s first United States...
Mothership!  Aliens Invading Fargo-Moorhead Workforce!
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Mothership! Aliens Invading Fargo-Moorhead Workforce!

June 27th, 2012 | by Bill Burns
West Fargo, ND – It’s True!!!  Aliens have been spotted around the Fargo-Moorhead area.  However, they are in a place you would least expect.  Working right next to you! That’s right.  Aliens have been...
Local 10-year-old Heard Cussing At Dinner Table Denied Ice Cream
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Local 10-year-old Heard Cussing At Dinner Table Denied Ice Cream

June 27th, 2012 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – An area 4th-grader was recently denied the privilege of dessert after his mother overheard him voice his disapproval of dinner. The boy, said by his mother to have been watching an “inappropriate...