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Area Aunt Wants You To Know She Included Receipt With Your Christmas Gift
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Area Aunt Wants You To Know She Included Receipt With Your Christmas Gift

December 26th, 2013 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—Your aunt wanted to remind you that the box that the sweater she gave you came in does, in fact, have the receipt inside should you want to return it, sources confirmed at Christmas yesterday. This news comes with the...
Kangaroo Boxing Coming To Fargo
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Kangaroo Boxing Coming To Fargo

November 22nd, 2013 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The Australian champion kangaroo boxer is coming to Fargo. Boppers is his name and boxing is his game. Kangaroo boxing is one of the most popular sports down under in Australia. The sport is quickly...
Red River Diversion On Hold Due To Analysis Paralysis
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Red River Diversion On Hold Due To Analysis Paralysis

November 20th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Red River Valley – After years of maps and meetings, officials are throwing their hands up and saying “Enough is enough!” “We give up and need a fucking break from all this shit.” said Norman...
Meth Revealed To Be Totally Awesome In Small Doses
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Meth Revealed To Be Totally Awesome In Small Doses

November 6th, 2013 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—A recent study concludes that methamphetamine, the horribly corrosive and addictive narcotic, is said to be “totally awesome” in small doses. Researchers at the Fargo Institute of Technology (FIT)...
In response to that Fargo woman’s Halloween letter to obese kids
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In response to that Fargo woman’s Halloween letter to obese kids

October 30th, 2013 | by Nick
A Fargo woman called Y-94 the other day and said she was going to hand out letters to “moderately obese” children in lieu of edible goodies because no, that’s not tasteless or shameful at all. In response to...
Local Cemeteries To Double As Paintball Parks
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Local Cemeteries To Double As Paintball Parks

October 5th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – Authorities have decided to allow all local cemeteries to be used as paintball game areas. Although some citizens voiced very strong opposition to this move, the vote was unanimous to allow graveyard owners...
Time To Vote For the Worst In The FM Area
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Time To Vote For the Worst In The FM Area

September 16th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – It is time once again to vote for the worst places in the Fargo-Moorhead area. Our annual compilation of all the places you hate the most is about to begin. Of course, we need your help in the form of votes....
Scientists Discover A Gate to Hell In Fargo North Dakota
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Scientists Discover A Gate to Hell In Fargo North Dakota

September 13th, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
In breaking news, scientists have literally discovered a gate to hell. This fiery hole of death was found right here in a farm field north of Fargo, North Dakota.  The farmer who farms the land was doing his regular gallop to...
Fargo Man Charged With Felony Stupidity For ‘Reply All’ Email
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Fargo Man Charged With Felony Stupidity For ‘Reply All’ Email

July 26th, 2013 | by Nick
Fargo, ND – Office Police have formally charged Mr. Kenneth Noisewater with a class A felony in stupidity after his inadvertent ‘reply all’ to a company email. Noisewater allegedly hit the ‘reply...
Man Busted In Sex Toy Case Forgot Some Supplies
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Man Busted In Sex Toy Case Forgot Some Supplies

July 11th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – A Fargo man recently busted for stealing a fake vagina, has been busted again. Christopher Wiener, 26, is back in the news this time trying to steal a camera from Scheels on 45th ST Fargo. Last week, Christopher...