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Jail To Offer Square Dancing As Threat Or Bribe
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Jail To Offer Square Dancing As Threat Or Bribe

June 24th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The Cass County Jail will soon be implementing a new, fun activity for some of their inmate population. The sounds of Square Dancing in the jailhouse will be heard on Wednesday afternoons and Saturday evenings....
New Police Video.  NDSU linebacker Travis Beck Had Dirty Hands.
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New Police Video. NDSU linebacker Travis Beck Had Dirty Hands.

June 14th, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – North Dakota State University star linebacker Travis Beck has been all over the news lately.  He recently had his aggravated assault charge dropped but a new video has surfaced. Police have obtained the...
Why It’s Ok To Drive A Minivan
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Why It’s Ok To Drive A Minivan

June 5th, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
Fargo, ND. – The stereotype of driving a mini van is still live and well in 2013.  Whether you’re a soccer mom or a father with multiple kids, people who see you driving the minivan know your dignity as been ripped...
Local Middle Aged Man Just Stops Giving A Fuck
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Local Middle Aged Man Just Stops Giving A Fuck

May 31st, 2013 | by Bill Burns
Fargo, ND – “Hi, I’d like to buy a pair of fucks, please.” “Sorry. Fresh out, bitch.” A local middle aged Fargo man has been found to have stopped giving a fuck.  The reason behind such a...
Timberlake Concert Cancelled, Replaced By Barrel O’ Monkeys
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Timberlake Concert Cancelled, Replaced By Barrel O’ Monkeys

May 31st, 2013 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – The much-anticipated Justin Timberlake concert that was to be held in Fargo in February 2014 has been cancelled due to high ticket prices. Fargodome officials are planning on making the announcement later this...
Summer Fashion Tips
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Summer Fashion Tips

May 21st, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
Fargo, ND – Summer is right around the corner.  Are you aware of what you wear?  Do you know what’s ‘IN’ as far as fashion goes?  Follow these summer fashion tips and you will feel too cool for school....
Fargo Man Forgot How to Golf, It’s Been So Long
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Fargo Man Forgot How to Golf, It’s Been So Long

May 1st, 2013 | by Nick
Fargo, ND—The F-M area has finally broken through to springtime after enduring the longest extended winter in its storied history. The cold is on its way out and the golf clubs are too. Now that most of the icy cobwebs have...
Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead Cleanup Week Postponed Until 2020
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Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead Cleanup Week Postponed Until 2020

April 24th, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
West Fargo, ND – Every year in May, Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead conduct their yearly cleanup week where people may throw out their hordes of crap.  Not this year. This year you will have to hold onto your complete and...
Winter Storm Xerxes Anger & Danger
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Winter Storm Xerxes Anger & Danger

April 14th, 2013 | by Johnnny
Fargo, ND – When friendly folks in Fargo, North Dakota should be hosting garage sales and planting their gardens, Winter Storm Xerxes will be extending winter…with a vengeance. While Tiger Woods is being assessed...
The Cities of Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead All Hate You
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The Cities of Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead All Hate You

April 2nd, 2013 | by Cody Marthaller
As I was driving around in my car today it came to my attention that the cities of Fargo, West Fargo, and Moorhead hate everyone and want to punish you with potholes to death. Why they would want to punish us or my car is...